The AFL Lab

AFL Amateur Data Analysis. PhD in applied maths, now working in Finance. Also enjoys beer, education, and the Oxford comma.

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Blewy doing an ad read for KFC and finally he sounds genuine

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@maxlaughton It would be difficult to have 14 rushed behinds with 17.9 on the board.

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If you're just switching over the the Suns game, yes Dwayne and co are calling the game about 2 seconds before it happens

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Will be hard to fit Pendlebury into this side next week.
#AFLSwansPies

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Shamelessly stolen by Matt Hill without credit

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Tom Cats😼

Forget Pendles - Geelong will equal a record which has stood for over 75 years (unless tragedy strikes both of Tom Atkins and Tom Stewart) with Geelong set to play a record equalling 461st straight match featuring a player named Tom tomorrow night.

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Thankfully Freijah got a free kick for what was actually a perfectly legitimate action

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‘OH DEAR’ 🫣

This Zak Butters hit could have gone SO wrong. Thankfully, Joel Freijah has stayed out there.

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lol bump is dead

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@GremioPower @AFLxScore It must not have been classified as a "Shot on Goal" by Champion Data!

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#AFLPiesHawks Q4 30:29 xScore update:
COLL 93 from expected 59.7
HAW 91 from expected 99.1

Pregame: HAW Win 73.7% 20.9pts

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#AFLPiesHawks Final xScores:
COLL 93 from expected 59.7 (+0 rushed)
HAW 91 from expected 99.1 (+2 rushed)

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@crow_data_sigh @TheBackPocketAU @AFLxScore https://t.co/7jRSXb1XnN

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#AFLPiesHawks Q2 30:07 xScore update:
COLL 45 from expected 32.6
HAW 39 from expected 48.4
Current: HAW Win 59.0% 5.9pts
Pregame: HAW Win 73.7% 20.9pts

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@ZeusODea Surely the expected value on this Claude token use was negative.

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#AFLPowerCats IT'S OVER - win called for @PAFC at Q4 20:53 (p<0.01)

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Somebody got on the "2+ ambient sound failures on the Anzac Day game" on Polymarket

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Kayo is prime Enshitt-flation

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AFL and the AFLPA should be all over that if they ever want insurance coverage for head injuries ever again, given they are effectively incentivising players to put themselves in danger.

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Happy for Watson to try that bullshit but I think he needs an HIA

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Looks like it's made for 3d glasses

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The picture quality on Kayo tonight is extremely shit

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