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Clover Valley Lowfat Chocolate Milk (Goodlettsville, TN)
https://t.co/L0TImAWnxn
Smooth, but egregiously bland. There's not much point to drinking this, unless your tongue is on fire-- and in that case, you have bigger problems than flavorless chocolate milk.
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KDD Chocolate Milk (Kuwait)
https://t.co/usI6WtSZJ2
Deeply chocolaty with well-balanced sweet and salty levels-- tasty right out of the box upon first sip. There's a significant chalky component which lingers on the tongue post-swallow, but for reconstituted UHT chocolate milk, this more than does the job.
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Rica Choco Rica Reduced Fat Chocolate Milk (Walterboro, SC)
https://t.co/8oyhRq9wxI
Sweet and chocolaty right off the bat, but hampered by a resounding UHT-twang that is not 'exactly' like, but adjacent to, a fake-butter flavor (compared to a real butter flavor). This quality persists into the aftertaste, and is distractingly unique, but at least memorable.
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Ultrajaya Ultra Milk Susu Rasa Cokelat (Indonesia)
https://t.co/NnEwMPuDoN
Decent texture for a boxed chocolate milk, but carries a noticeable 'cooked milk' flavor from the ultra pasteurization. It drinks pretty well and will satisfy in a pinch-- but probably best not to be in said pinch in the first place.
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Richlands Dairy and Creamery Chocolate Milk (Blackstone, VA)
https://t.co/51Bt7M2Vog
Powerfully straightforward deliciousness-- this is a premium version of what we all expect great chocolate milk to be-- chocolaty, sweet, and densely flavorful. It nails all those beats, a true melted-chocolate-ice cream proxy, and is both indulgent and satisfying from beginning to end.
#chocolatemilk #virginia

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Nice Farms Creamery Chocolate Milk (Federalsburg, MD)
https://t.co/8ejNlcjgf8
Paralyzingly creamy from initial contact through to blissful repose-- it has one of the most luxurious textures I've had the pleasure of experiencing to date, gilding any and all surfaces with buttery Jersey cream. Flavorwise, it leans more malty than overtly chocolaty. Its warm afterglow lasts minutes beyond the pint; I suspect that the impact on your soul will last significantly beyond that.
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Broom's Bloom Dairy Chocolate Milk (Bel Air, MD)
https://t.co/DZfKq3y08n
Delicious straightforward cocoa flavor with little distraction-- it drinks quickly and distributes naturally, with a somewhat fleeting aftertaste for creamline milk-- granted, the aftertaste that remains is a lightly dusty cocoa footprint that whets your appetite for more.
#chocolatemilk #maryland #belairmd

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Lewes Dairy Lowfat Chocolate Milk (Millsboro, DE)
https://t.co/PCymQCL4rb
Sweet and really nothing else. There's no way anyone would identify this as 'chocolate' if blindfolded. A syrupy vanilla flavor is really the only standout flavor characteristic, and the texture is smooth and milky-adjacent, but not quite there either.
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Wawa Cookies & Cream Milk (Wawa, PA)
https://t.co/ZWFqPZP8Rd
Reformulated from the previous version, this is every bit as sickly sweet as before, albeit with improved visuals (from what I can remember) and a thin texture built for speed rather than comfort. Sugar junkies, seek this stuff out, but it's way too distractingly sweet for me to recommend in good faith.
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Rutter's Chocolate Peanut Butter Milk (York, PA)
https://t.co/KtIqveRcIR
Points for accuracy here, it tastes a lot like a peanut butter cup and is nicely restrained in a way that works to its benefit. The reduced fat base is neither pushed to its limits nor exposed-- it rests confidently in the background as the chocolate and peanut butter flavors tell their story.
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Twilight Acres Chocolate Milk (Womelsdorf, PA)
https://t.co/SrAEYlJOzM
Awesome creamline base that carries a more salty/malty indulgence than that of chocolate-- but you're unlikely to mind, as it's well-balanced and easy to drink in perpetuity.
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Way-Har Farms Reduced Fat Chocolate Milk (Bernville, PA)
https://t.co/r5qtHJ6VKl
Same unique flavor profile to the whole version (noticeably less-sweet, and unique toasted marshmallow-esque flavor), this 2% port is a fantastic use of its calories, should that be a concern. It's slightly thinner and has less creamy sustain than its full-fat counterpart, but this easily outpaces some of the big-brand whole chocolate milks that you might find in your local supermarket.
#chocolatemilk #wayhar #bernville

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Way-Har Farms Chocolate Milk (Bernville, PA)
https://t.co/PdcteEzfYp
Confidently under-sweet, such that the slightly earthy cocoa flavor shines off the bat, and the warm, mildly salty cream rounds out each sip. A very novel flavor profile and drinking experience which is always appreciated!
#chocolatemilk #pennsylvania

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Miller's Organic Farm Raw Chocolate Milk (Bird-in-Hand, PA)
https://t.co/O3mSVBy21z
Moderately chocolaty and lightly malty, it drinks quickly due the the thinness but leaves a delicious wild, creamy repose on your tastebuds for a long time after each sip. For me, I enjoy the aftertaste every bit even more than the upfront taste, which is on the mild side. This is the real deal-- raw milk as it comes out of the cow, so don't expect it to be like the mass-produced stuff you might find on supermarket shelves.
#chocolatemilk #rawmilk #organicdairy

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Hy-Point Farms Chocolate Milk (Wilmington, DE)
https://t.co/X3OEcCs8CH
Thick, sticky, and sweet beyond its means-- if melted, bland vanilla ice cream is your thing, look no further. The bottle is colored brown perhaps to mask the fact that the 'chocolate' milk inside is several shades lighter, and wouldn't register as chocolate to 9 out of 10 blindfolded tasters (unsubstantiated claim).
#chocolatemilk #wilmingtonde

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Down on the Farm Creamery (Strasburg, PA)
https://t.co/CAE4aXtRms
Thick and chocolaty-- one of the chocolate milks that I could put in front of nearly anyone and be 100% confident that they would enjoy it. It's got a strong cocoa flavor of medium sweetness, and a beefy body does its job more than adequately to deliver the flavor and elevate the experience as one of indulgence and bliss.
#chocolatemilk #downonthefarm

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Dutch Meadows Raw Chocolate Milk (Paradise, PA)
https://t.co/teNr4af2zu
Brilliantly thin with generous cocoa and lavishly grassy undertones, it's a unique treasure to enjoy raw chocolate milk like this. Its thin viscosity is devoid of any starches, thickeners, or emulsifiers could prove to be a hurdle for the uninitiated. But it's a hurdle well worth pursuing.
#chocolatemilk #rawmilk #rawchocolatemilk

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Cloverland Farms Dairy Chocolate Milk (Baltimore, MD)
https://t.co/73NVFMZsCy
Immediately sweet, and aside from a fleeting hit of cocoa, there's not much else to the experience. Hold that thought-- there's a bit of a syrupy sting to the uvula a few seconds after the swallow. 🫤
#chocolatemilk #CloverlandFarms #baltimore

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ShopRite Bowl & Basket Chocolate Milk (Edison, NJ)
https://t.co/MmePdouk5B
Make 'em laugh, make 'em cry… but make 'em feel…something. This looks gray, and tastes, well, gray as well. There's not much to report from a flavor standpoint, it's effectively drinkable ennui. It feels pretty good, though, and is not over sweet or funky in any way whatsoever. It's just...there. I think I broke the record for ellipses in this review, so it's at least memorable for that reason...
#chocolatemilk #ShopRite