Alex

he/him/his | NYC | surgery resident
certified goofball

[Alex @aforalex24]

@ShawnPatrickPA 🥵

[Alex @aforalex24]

@AndrewNotDrew7 @_garrettcharles God I love a diagram thank u

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

THE PRESIDENT OF TURKEY IS NOW DONALD TRUMP’S CARETAKER. BIG JOB. DON’T FORGET NAP TIME. GOOD LUCK! — Governor GCN

[Gabrielle Giffords @GabbyGiffords]

Well, she looks pretty great to me @captmarkkelly 😘

[Alex @aforalex24]

@jjjacus Just moved to the city and how do I find friends who make Jell-O shots I need some funnnnn haha

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

[Alex @aforalex24]

@AndrewNotDrew7 I want to go so badly I’ve never been 😭

[Alex @aforalex24]

@bussybackribs Were you forced against ur will to say this?

[Alex @aforalex24]

@JJAtlasoxo 🥵

[Alex @aforalex24]

@bussybackribs I’m looking for people to go to stuff with 👉🏻👈🏻🥹

[Alex @aforalex24]

@bussybackribs A true 21st century love story

[Alex @aforalex24]

@alexaldente Could literally never ever be me

[Alex @aforalex24]

@JJAtlasoxo Unexpectedly have this weekend off and have no plans and I’m 🥲

[Alex @aforalex24]

@bussybackribs What a WILD take lol

[Alex @dubsa98]

As someone who works with transgenic mouse models for cancer research, this is objectively one of the funniest things I’ve seen a real life politician post

[Alex @aforalex24]

@jjjacus 💀

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

Texas is still red, but running a campaign on James Talarico shares a bank account with his mom, is maybe a vegan, is maybe a little bit gay but also has a hot Latina girlfriend, isn’t really a winning message. Especially when Paxton is so flawed and gave a sweetheart deal to an admitted child molester.

Cost of living. Healthcare. That’s what persuadable voters want to hear about.

[Alex @aforalex24]

@bussybackribs lol let’s go to a museum and people watch

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Alex @aforalex24]

@altmase_ @twunkified Came here to say “the way my jaw dropped 😭” but this was the first thing I saw and omfg 😭