ashley blanton

hear me out

[ashley blanton @aford07]

absolutely not I will have nightmares about this for the rest of my days

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: After two people climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a banner on top of its spire Wednesday afternoon, one of the climbers appeared to propose to the other. https://t.co/ngG3jOeTBU

[ashley blanton @aford07]

look I’m not the biggest basketball guy if it’s not my team but logistically speaking how does Wemby not get every single rebound and block every single shot

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

PASTA TALK THAT SHIT

[ashley blanton @aford07]

“heads up we’ve got like an hour of pretty brutal turbulence coming up” -Pilot

🙃

[ashley blanton @aford07]

@timpostscomics huge hit in the household at the moment

[ashley blanton @aford07]

@Katiemoneygrabz oh my goodness 🤦‍♀️ he is so so cute!!! (son, not neighbor)

[ashley blanton @aford07]

double robot #Wimbledon champs this year. AI really is taking over everything

[ashley blanton @aford07]

🤦🏼‍♀️

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

2027 first round pick is gonna rock tho

[ashley blanton @aford07]

welp. new dimension unlocked

[ashley blanton @aford07]

the pain & process of forcing yourself to watch precious former Bruins players in the Stanley Cup Finals, in like 85 OTs every night, when you own a 2 year old, who will be up at dawn, is another dimension of hell

[Eric Fisher @ericfisher]

"Why can't we get guys like that?"

[ashley blanton @aford07]

the pain & process of forcing yourself to watch precious former Bruins players in the Stanley Cup Finals, in like 85 OTs every night, when you own a 2 year old, who will be up at dawn, is another dimension of hell

[ashley blanton @aford07]

idk if it’s harder to win the Masters or to successfully distract your toddler so you can watch the Masters

[ashley blanton @aford07]

imagine recognizing more than like 2% of people on your favorite team 🙃

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Here's how we'll line it up.

[ashley blanton @aford07]

this is cruel https://t.co/LSVBg2KOlh

[ashley blanton @aford07]

I am absolutely not doing Christmas anymore, just get me a blanket & let’s call it a day enough is enough

[ashley blanton @aford07]

hosting thanksgiving should be an Olympic sport

[ashley blanton @aford07]

the Director of Daylight Savings should have to spend one (1) calendar day with a two year old on the day of the switch

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

If im Luka i would quit basketball entirely after this

[ashley blanton @aford07]

@katebarstool same. stay strong sister 👊 (unintentional alliteration-just delirious)

[ashley blanton @aford07]

I wonder like does Tswift ever get the stomach bug or is she entirely impervious & it is just left for the rest of us untalented sickly peons