Alissa Fortier

Sweet serendipity☀️

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

No one:
Me: FINE I’ll go out for a drink

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

Why do I feel like having a nice tan would literally solve 98% of my problems rn

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

Sometimes it takes all the power in me to not look at someone and say “Speak to me like that again and I will rip your eyeballs out of their sockets” 🙃😅

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

What is it about kids that make you want to flick them in the head one second but have one of your own the next

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

This year is gonna kick ass 🙌🏻

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

@taylorglasberg Eating an entire package in one sitting

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

Like someone actually works for the things they have and people can just take it without a second thought 🙄 fucking trash

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

You have to literally be the lowest scum of the earth to steal something and not feel like complete shit about it

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

Bad things come in threes! Who else wants to fuck with me today 😅

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

@taylorglasberg Have you watched The Act?

[Shelby Lynn Graves @Graves_Fit]

I've never seen a man put his hand on another man's lower back/waist when trying to move past in a crowd so please stop doing it to women.

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

I wish I was on my cruise rn

[Conrat Sonda Baby @hotgirlkimlip]

Me and my friends missing our uber because we don’t know what a Honda Civic looks like

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

I can’t wait until Friday so I can get caught up on some sleep

*drinks all weekend, gets 4 hours of sleep total*

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

Honestly I’m fucking so proud of what I’ve accomplished in just two years. Can’t believe I graduate in less than two months 😍

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

@amandafortier @bridurand12 needs to do this

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

@kailyyyy_lynnnn The scariest is when you’re alone!!

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

There is no other horror imaginable than when you’re trying on a dress in a dressing room and you go to take it off and it’s actually just stuck and you’re terrified that you’ll have to either live in it or physically cut it off your body

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

@amandafortier @Katie_Bear161 Omg that is my biggest fear lmao

[Alissa Fortier @afortier1289]

Me every time I eat a donut when legit nobody is around and nobody gives a shit: yah know what no I DESERVE this. I had a really rough week and plus I went to the gym so