pun dip // live laugh toaster bath

but mom, fingerless gloves ARE cool • she/her • beautiful screaming lady. beating heart with a bad attitude. bigtime crier. bedtime forever.

[𝓓𝖗. 𝓥𝖔𝕏 𝓞𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖎 ᴹᴰ 👁️‍🗨️ @Vox_Oculi]

The manufacturing process of memory foam is problematic

[♰ @heavens_sickest]

does anyone wanna lovebomb me i’m feeling vulnerable

[✰ @SoftButToxic]

"Men are providers" yeah of mental illness

[snow_frog @snow_frog8]

I just shitmaxxed my pants after trying to fartmog someone

[clover 🩷 @gayjaehee]

i’m glad i was not born with a dick because i would hate the feeling of something between my legs constantly, especially because it would be so massive :/

[pun dip // live laugh toaster bath @afraid_of_geese]

I always know when I’m extra depressed cause I have Memory from cats on repeat

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

first in my bloodline to hear a politician say “you’re right, I’ve got to do better”

[Sex Haver @banterrealism]

Sex is embarrassing because being horny is just a trick by Big Evolution to get you to reproduce

[Alejo @bjs_alejo2]

NOO DOÑA NO SE PUEDE SER CAZADORA Y PRESA AL MISMO TIEMPO

[hay 🦈 @haIeymontana]

if ur ever having a bad time just turn on a 2010s frat party playlist. u can’t have a bad time when no hands by waka flocka flame is playing

[johnathon smegma @givemecumcum]

they’re doing open fart surgery on me tomorrow

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When she’s ovulating and you make her laugh.

[griss @ZAYNZEYE]

Can he just show off his cock next idk im bored

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me 2 hours after ET wanders into my backyard

[30 degrees @30degreez]

#freeluigi

[Unbothered @coldasf_x]

Remember if we ever run out of things to talk about we can always start kissing