Alabassis⏳

Funnier in person. ISU grad x2; send me pics of your pets; she/her

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

Everyone at dinner:
“I don’t eat Jimmy Johns cause he’s a big game hunter and a rapist” “I don’t eat at papa Johns cause he’s racist”

Me: I don’t eat at dominoes

Everyone: omg why what happened with them?!

Me: their food is just terrible

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

@Nicooolleeeeee Damn 😂😅🫠

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

I need more friends who play acnh

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

ACNH has pulled me in

[Mir @PrayyboiCarti]

I’ve been enjoying this time off so much I forgot I had a job 😭😭

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

Lmao I hate people, these dudes saw my car get towed after breaking down and they walked out of the restaurant looking at me and remote started their car 💀

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

The most unbelievable thing about Home Alone is how often the 8 year old child showers when home alone 😂

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

@Namtab1913 Cause you can eat the chicken noodle soup that I won’t lol

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

Chicken noodle soup is literally the worst food

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

Honestly love that my interns are super comfortable with me. One called me at 11pm last night and said “I don’t know what the fuck to do” 😂

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

Met a pup named tortilla at the dog park. Unmatched.

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

I made the worlds best chili and then with the leftovers the worlds best chili mac. I don’t make the rules.

[Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil @SimplyAJ144]

I CANNOT BREATHE 😂😂😂

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

@Namtab1913

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

“You care to un-passive that aggressive” love it, using it

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

@Namtab1913 Hate when the cashier sneaks stuff in you don’t want

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

Me getting home after using the self checkout: who the fuck packed these groceries 😡

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

Spending Christmas in Illinois with my pup cause it’s also her birthday or going to Texas to spend Christmas with my niece for her first Christmas 🤔

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

Haven’t had potbelly in years. Had a dream about it last night, woke up to a deal email from them, and now I’m having @Potbelly for lunch. I will say, that’s some next level advertising

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

Dunkin workers who put the donut in frosting side down, I just wanna talk