alex 🪩

tweets are unfortunately my own thoughts & views

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

How is it possible that o’hare has the worst food options ever. Like truly not a single edible or recognizable option

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

@RaptorsDoom Rough environment???

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

@Starbucks your new chai formulation is a huge mistake 😭 loyal chai drinker for over 10 years and this new stuff is nastyyyyy!!! Pls listen to ur customers & switch it back!!!

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Carmen Klomparens @Em_TeeGee]

I cannot stress enough there are four different ads in this screenshot

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

When skinny people eat nothing but junk food we accept genetics are far more important than diet, but when overweight people are constantly dieting, people can't accept that for some reason. They must be eating in secret or something

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

When people say “defiantly” instead of “definitely” 😭😭😭

[B @chesnutz17]

Too many adults don’t understand what “in no particular order” means ☹️ Why are y’all so stupid it makes me sad

[me @iamagodard]

“love island” “labubu” “addison rae” “f1 the movie”

[:･ @jounilx]

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

Moved to Memphis almost 6 years ago and somewhat arbitrarily chose an OBGYN. My boyfriend was applying for his passport & I saw his birth certificate. My doctor’s the one who delivered him 33 years ago 🤯

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

@AldiUSA I’ve been buying your extra strong flex trash bags for years now. I just opened a new box and the quality has dropped - it just completely shred to bits when I tried to lift it up! I threw out my receipt to return the box but just a note for quality control 😢

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

I hate when people are like, “people just want a magic pill to cure them of their obesity!” Like uhhhh? Fuck yea??? Isn’t that the purpose of medicine lmao

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

Threads is literally just old people making shit up

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

Super hot take but I still feel like it’s so selfish to have a child right now.

[tern @1goodtern]

Back in 2020 I was warning about what Covid infections would do to some developing fetuses and babies and infants.
I was screaming it.

Here's the next stage of effects:
"teachers reported children with poor basic motor skills and underdeveloped muscles"...

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

The norovirus outbreak has single-handedly cured me of my nail biting habit

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

I loooove a mocktail but why the hell are they almost the same price as a cocktail…

[alex 🪩 @afrawlmiau]

I like not leaving my house because I don’t spend any money