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Computer Guy / Cat Guy / Yoga Guy / Suit Guy

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@Michellebbz @KenPaxtonTX @realDonaldTrump Notice how Trump says Paxton’s loyal “to me”. That’s precisely what the voters told you they do not want.

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@Michellebbz Either you’re so dumb that your believe those things. Or you think voters are. Either way, gtfo

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@tedcruz Hey @tedcruz - You should just retire early

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@elonmusk Hmmm. No

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@toddstarnes Weep tears of pride for my child. And tears of sadness for our dysfunctional government.

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@gaberivera I propose that the word for this be heterovelociambulohysteresis :)

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@NBCNews "Amongst our weaponry are such elements as: fire, fury, and frankly power....I'll come in again."

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@SpeakerRyan No thanks. P.S. Have you considered all the impacts this wall would have? https://t.co/8hGm2cfeSu

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@clipmenu Hi! Are there any plans to revive this project or release the Swift version as open source? Thanks!

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@googlefiber down in 78704. I get outages happen but it would be nice if there were a status page/number/sms so you could find out quickly.

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@tedcruz Maybe instead of just praying you could, I don't know, actually work for better gun laws? Just a thought.

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@JillBidenVeep WHY ARE THERE NO PICTURES OF THIS? :)

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Instead of doing something useful this morning, my brain decided that @RobZombie should write a cookbook called "More Cumin Than Cumin"

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them.

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Hey @Sidecar! #IWantSidecar in Austin, TX

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"A well-known associate has sent you a link to content of particular interest." Well, at least it's polite spam.

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One of the absolute worst SCOTUS decisions in recent history. This sets a scary precedent.

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If "quarterly" meant "at 4 times spaced evenly throughout the year", that would be too easy. Thanks, IRS, for keeping it interesting.

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I want to make, "Which ridiculous Cosmopolitan Magazine / BuzzFeed quiz are you?" in hopes that parts of the internet would implode.