Michelle Lynnette

39, mom of 5, Sagittarius, fitness/health lover, foodie, music, coffee, a good laugh.

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Gaia June. You will be so loved by Mommy and Daddy, and 2 big brothers, a big sister, and the coolest big sibling you could ask for. 💕

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@AlaniNutrition Passion fruit

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@kfc This is your next commercial. Me nursing my sleepy infant after traveling all day, while having a KFC picnic, using my chicken bone as a spoon. 5 Stars.

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@BurgerKing thanks for the 4 cold cheese tots. FOUR. 😑 and cold. If I’m only getting 4 they could have at least been warm lol

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@POTUS Federal Laws for pregnant women are a JOKE. I’ve been at my place of employment 6 months, made them over 100 thousand dollars, and they refuse to give me maternity leave because I’m “not eligible” under Federal Law. Not even unpaid. How are we supposed to survive?! Jesus.

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@POTUS Federal Laws for pregnant women are a JOKE. I’ve been at my place of employment 6 months, made them over 100 thousand dollars, and they refuse to give me maternity leave because I’m “not eligible” under Federal Law. Not even unpaid. How are we supposed to survive?! Jesus.

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Today a 7 month long pregnancy craving was satisfied when we stopped at @longjohnsilvers in Norfolk, Virginia. It was so old school! And while we were there, we met another couple who, like us, had traveled all the way from NC to satisfy their LJS cravings.

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When you drive thru Taco Bell on lunch and order something without tomatoes, only to find they just picked some off and left some on…ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON ME 😭🤢

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The fact that pregnant women in this country have to worry about how to financially survive on UNPAID maternity leave, AND survive paying 1000$ a month for daycare when they go back to work is INSANE!! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE @JoeBiden

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@pepsi You need to make this specifically for The @Pepsi store in New Bern Nc! Pepsi’s birthplace!!

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@Jolly_Rancher put more cherry flavor in the bag. 700 blue raspberry and 1 cherry is not enough. - sincerely a pregnant woman. 🤣

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Today I am fighting the urge to chop all my hair off. So instead, I rearranged my office, cleaned the whole thing and threw away 2 bags of trash. The housekeeper offered to clean it but I wouldn’t let her. Am I having a mental breakdown?! 😅

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What town closes their @Starbucks for remodel 13 days before Pumpkin is released? New Bern, NC does. Now all we have is the 2 teeny ones inside grocery stores. It ain’t the same man. Give me my baristas back! LOL

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@Chilis we have every restaurant in New Bern, NC except a Chili’s. I don’t wanna drive 45 miles for Southwestern Eggrolls. Can we get working on this?! 😂

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@notgwendalupe We were all fucking devastated. 😂

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US government: Aliens are real!
We the people: That’s great, now can you lower the cost of groceries and gasoline?! Thanks.

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@AlaniNutrition You missed a golden opportunity to call this Kimonade. 😶

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@McDonalds Hey, what’s the dudes name with the giant hamburger as a head?

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Many prayers to the group who are lost in the ocean. I don’t understand the need to dive 2 miles under the sea in a Pepsi can controlled by a game controller, but nevertheless, I hope they are found alive and in good health.

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My @Starbucks is all decorated for Pride Month ❤️