MR Daddy🇰🇪🇰🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Football analyst , Project proposal writer
@ChelseaFC and @FCBayern fan.

[Kenyan Memes Archive @satirekenya]

😂😂

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Zlatan doesn't have followers. He has believers.

@Ibra_official 😂

[Eric @amerix]

A parliament of liars, hypocrites, pretenders, opportunists, clowns and crooks.

[MR Daddy🇰🇪🇰🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Afrigiant254]

Umeona hii kweli @Kiplaa_19

[𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒉 𓃵 @Itscappellah_]

Baddies at FIFA WORLD CUP 2026.
THREAD

[Hip Hop All Day @HipHopAllDay]

Beyonce releases a full 7 minute vlog documenting JAY Z's hair journey going from locs to an afro for his Roots picnic performance 🔥

She reveals that the transformation took 7 whole days, and that Hov done so to honor his late father.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Pale kwa Vurugu My Boy Gachau was Limwad proper aki angaii. Even after injecting himself two litres of Viagra in preparation. You know most people underestimate the amount of energy you need to get inside a boxing Ring. Boxing is not like gym,or Basketball or any other sport. Hapa inataka mtu ako na Maini kubwa. Mtu anaeza pumua mara mbili kabla aingize hewa tena. Your lungs need to hold gas properly,ama utaona kile kijana yetu iliona

Boxing haitambui kama unaamkianga viagra na ngwace asubuhi,apana. Kama huwezi rusha ngumi kama sixty per minute while jogging and dodging at the same time,apana jaribu. Na unajua shida ya watu wa gym,wanadhanianga kuunga ni kujua vita. Kuna mwingine nimelima juzi apa kasarani ata karibu waitie yeye ambulance. Jamaa anarusha ngumi anakuja na mwili yote.
Nikaondokea yeye namna hii nikatengenesa yeye kidungi kwa macho ya left. Alikua anaokotwa uko kwa sewage

Bwana boxing is not for the weak. Watu wa gym wabaki tu kuinua machuma wakijidanganya wako healthy. Sababu Hii boxing nayo inataka vienyeji,haitaki broilers. Quick recovery to our son of the cow,Gachau. Sahii naambiwa ajaamka bado. The only thing he keeps on saying repeatedly in his sleep is “Viagra,nipimie viagra” . Ni mbaya!

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

The biggest enemy of a woman is a woman. A woman hates seeing another woman happy

A woman is happy until she sees another woman happy, with something she doesn't have

Then she's miserable until she has what that other woman has

But her happiness will only last until she sees another woman with something else she doesn't have

They're forever in competition with each other

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

MENTAL WELLNESS |

Cerebral anxiety runs to smoking, alcohol, scrolling, and noise.

Cure: MEDITATION.

Gastral anxiety hides in endless eating, sugar cravings and snacking.

Cure: FASTNG.

Scrotal anxiety seeks comfort in masturbation, porn and reckless ejaculation.

Cure: SEMEN RETENTION.

Guard your mental frame with Meditation, Fasting and Semen retention

#MasculinitySaturday

[CR7JR🇰🇪🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹 @Kiplaa_19]

Hiyo pande mnaona Blue checkmark ama Elon ameniosha?

[Hip Hop All Day @HipHopAllDay]

Kendrick Lamar is the #14 most streamed artist of all-time on Apple Music 🔥🏆

(via: @chartdata)

[Koome🇵🇹🇩🇪 🇪🇨🇨🇮 🏆 @koome_pedro]

@Mainah_Joseh @ni_kiarie @YaneKariuki @Murithire za ndani zinasema Ruiru will be hosting a seeiya shama shama leta leta leta live experience on the 22nd of August.

[MR Daddy🇰🇪🇰🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Afrigiant254]

One thing you have to acknowledge is that majority of times my prophecy always comes true

[MR Daddy🇰🇪🇰🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Afrigiant254]

Leo Croatia mujipange bao ni mbili from Kane

[MR Daddy🇰🇪🇰🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Afrigiant254]

Confront him more and more spending mchezo

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| NEW: Thomas Tuchel reportedly 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 Jordan Pickford over a poor decision with the ball at his feet during England's win over Croatia. 😤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@RMCsport]

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| NEW: Thomas Tuchel reportedly 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 Jordan Pickford over a poor decision with the ball at his feet during England's win over Croatia. 😤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@RMCsport]

[MR Daddy🇰🇪🇰🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Afrigiant254]

@Kiplaa_19 Pedophile kweli 😂 ndio maana nimeulizia miaka kwanza 😂😂

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

As South Africa play today, this is how the map of Africa will be looking like 😭

[CR7JR🇰🇪🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹 @Kiplaa_19]

Seems cheptalal- girls are on a mission to regionals games held at Narok

They dominated lekimbo 3 sets to nil

[MR Daddy🇰🇪🇰🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Afrigiant254]

@Kiplaa_19 Wako above 18

[CR7JR🇰🇪🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹 @Kiplaa_19]

Volleyball made in konoin,,Koiwa Boys dominated Tenwek boys 3 sets to nil
@EngFelix_035 last year mlikataa kumaliza leo group stages mnaonwa war 😂

[MR Daddy🇰🇪🇰🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Afrigiant254]

Leo Croatia mujipange bao ni mbili from Kane

[England @England]

Your #ThreeLions to take on Croatia! 👊