Mau, it's me, Paolo!

Retired Kamikaze pilot |Mormon |Home Guard|

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Sinanga silent moves, mkiona nimenyamaza mjue tu sina data ama zimeshika excess.

[2017 Dybala @_justvic1]

The things that have happened to me tangu niabze kujilea??? Nimevunjika mkono, nimeumwa na mbwa kama tatu (at the same time) na sahii I'm lactose intolerant?? Narudi kwa mzazi fr

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

I make very outlandish proclammations when my heart is full of lust

[baddient3ntions💜 @TLlium]

Najua kuna a millennial mahali ameona hii vida akacheka mpaka akajipupulia halafu akaiweka status then akaituma kwa WhatsApp group ya family na ya church.

[Fr. Cassidy Stinson @TheHappyPriest]

Look, I'm still not the kind of priest to say things like "they're putting demons in the robots," but the chainsaw-wielding black drones with eyeball horns are making it harder to argue my case

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

marie curie, mariah carey, mariah the scientist 😭😭😭

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

😂😂😂

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

I can tell this is so real for you coz “clause” ??😭

[Miss Capable✨👑 @Moyos_oreeoluwa]

I love how he went back to his plumbing immediately.😭😭

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

No, I do not trust that the chainsaw wielding pitch black centaur with the Baphomet head is in my neighborhood to do nature cleanup

[Fahad @fuwadii]

Pangani leo

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The CAF Executive Committee:

[Nicholas Decker @captgouda24]

We need more innovative thinking like this in government

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[OAJ *** @OAJIGE]

None of these words are in the bible.

[🐧 @missingouttt]

Ubeti kwa shairi unaweza kuwa ndefu lakini kibwagizo ndio imebeba the whole message.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship

her and her mother for raising her that way

you did nothing wrong bro

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

This is a rough looking 2 year old. Probably because of all the cocaine.

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony