amystev

Just a girl 🌞

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

One of my students (5yo boy) and his 6yo friend chased a 5yo girl at school today. Then, they held her hands down and kissed her without consent. She slapped both in response.
The school suspended the 5-year-old girl.

[Aleksandra Huk @HukAleksandra]

Me: I earn £100k
HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k

Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied

Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
HMRC: Taxed

Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money

Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: That’s income. Tax it

Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please

Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“incorrect username or password” BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

[Tommy Pickles @iamshellyshel]

THIS UNKNOWN NUMBER: THE HIGHSCHOOL CATFISH ON NETFLIX IS INSANITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’m so jealous of her

[amystev @afrith93]

As much as I love these trainers @adidasUK I think stretching to £9001.73 is a bit extreme 😅 at least knock the 73p off #asos #adidas #typo

[Miley Topic @twinklemileyc]

Me when someone says that don’t like Miley Cyrus

[amystev @afrith93]

Just sick of being sick at this point ✨

[amystev @afrith93]

@MileyCyrus It’s giving ✨ 💖

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

hardest thing for me to grasp as an adult is you have to keep showing up no matter how you feel. you gotta do this shit sad, do it heartbroken, do it grieving, do it tired. life doesn’t care, it waits for nobody, you just have to keep going.

[amystev @afrith93]

What the actual fuck have I just read

[amystev @afrith93]

I quit my job, sold my house and booked a holiday.

Some may say midlife crisis but I am HERE FOR IT

[amystev @afrith93]

That time of year again where I spend my days being flashed by other cars who think my high beams are on I JUST HAVE A 4x4 GUYS I CANT HELP IT. 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman