mel

going to sleep yall want anything??

[mel @afrobabyme]

i hate hustle culture so much. what if i don’t wanna work hard? what if i just wanna vibe

[mel @afrobabyme]

watching this AP news interview where a girl is talking about unity… while two men have a literal fist fight in the background

[mel @afrobabyme]

@emmavirtuall @PicturesFoIder I did the math - since Trump has a pretty significant lead in Pennsylvania with 82% of the votes counted, Kamala would have to win every other state that hasn't been called. That's unlikely since Trump is also leading in many of those states. It's pretty much over for her

[mel @afrobabyme]

@Spotify i'm on my knees begging you to create an option to turn off the "made for you" option on playlists 😩 i am hearing the same songs in every playlist

[mel @afrobabyme]

@nakedpastor @mattnightingale I don't think either of those options is particularly accurate for what Jesus would say. He doesn't need to use love to determine what scripture means because He IS the word made flesh. Scripture points to Him. And we, as His people, can use Scripture to know Him

[mel @afrobabyme]

the biggest adjustment to getting married has been that my husband sleeps in pitch darkness

[fia ౨ৎ @baambigrl]

if u sleep in the pitch black w no sound or light ur actually a psychopath

[mel @afrobabyme]

it's me & my husband's first week of married life after the honeymoon and our complex caught on fire 😅everyone is alive & safe!

[mel @afrobabyme]

@PicturesFoIder I remember this being so much easier than it looks but I couldn't tell you how to do it now

[trash jones @jzux]

ok my only actual Oppenheimer take is that it’s so unbelievably funny to be watching an intense period piece and have to be like “is that… josh peck?”

[mel @afrobabyme]

not gonna lie i thought that Kate McKinnon (weird barbie) was Pink the whole movie

[mel @afrobabyme]

@Sobosswagner literally what even was woke about it??? the fact that it was diverse??

[mel @afrobabyme]

@ldiana9 i love mariah but michael is consistently pitchy and easily the weakest singer out of the top 20. the saves should've been kaeyra and nailyah

[mel @afrobabyme]

@PurrsnicketyP @evanguse how do you know? there are many people kneeling in the front- perhaps they're repenting for their sin. also, you don't know what was sung before or after this song- this could have been sung as a celebration after a time of repentance. if you weren't there, you can't know

[mel @afrobabyme]

“call me a childrens entertainment secret agent spy bear because i love you oso much” -my fiancé

[mel @afrobabyme]

@witti_indi ALSO if this whole thing is because they have commitment issues.... GET THERAPY!!! my goodness. gonna get in a whole situationship with someone you clearly love because you won't deal with your own trauma

[mel @afrobabyme]

@witti_indi it bothers me because they are not being honest with themselves. the reality is that they can still "break up" even if they were never in a relationship- and not being clear about labels opens the door for misunderstandings and heartbreak

[mel @afrobabyme]

@lifewithyb @mommysilla please tell me you’re joking 😩
it is biology. the body releases bonding hormones

[mel @afrobabyme]

@goateroo @ringowatermanx it’s not the instrumentation, it’s the lyrics. like the “i’m in spain without the s” it’s wannabe relatable lines that have no depth, written just for tiktok exposure

[mel @afrobabyme]

netflix will ask me if i want to skip intro and the intro in question is just the 5 second long New Girl intro that simply says “who’s that girl? it’s Jess!”

[mel @afrobabyme]

if i knew this tweet was gonna get this much attention for not knowing a rookie player in a sport i don’t watch, i would’ve just captioned it “ran into some really tall guys at Local Foods”

[mel @afrobabyme]

one of the most random things to happen to me is freaking running into Boban Marjanovic at Local Foods

(i’d be lying if i said i knew who the other guy is but some friends have informed me that that’s Tari Eason)

[mel @afrobabyme]

@miffylune if i say it’s better than endgame…… 😶