Gregory Farooq-Smith

KU Leuven PhD candidate in the field of Nuclear Physics and occasional jazz flautist. Don't act like you're not impressed...

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

The Second Amendment is some next-level-stupid medieval moronic fuckwittery masquerading as a ‘right’.

[Leonard Nimoy @TheRealNimoy]

A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP

[Philae Lander @Philae2014]

Touchdown! My new address: 67P! #CometLanding

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@AnthonyHorowitz = HERO #bbcqt

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

Jam... where's the bloody jam?! #awfulsunday

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

And when I do get out of bed to make coffee, the cups here are all too small for my liking. #whatadisaster

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

I need to stop being so lazy on a Sunday. I mean, I'm still in bed at the moment. It's disgraceful...

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

So just after Pointless finished, I swear I heard the voice-over lady say "top-shit TV". That has completely made my day!

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 I'll parcel them up for tomorrow's post them :)

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 Sorry, it's just jammers I have in the small sizes

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 All I have is 2 x 34 in the costumes and either a 24 in the jammers or a 26 in the shorts... is that alright?

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 You're a lifesaver Brad. Is there anything you need that I could send over?

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 Aah fantastic Brad, thanks a lot! Do you mind sending me the Large pair over too?

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 Aah, so that's why head office constantly ring us for updates on millions of WGS internet orders...!

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 CLP have only just started to deliver! And as for the PE kit due from AKOA... jeez, I'm surprised nobody's killed me yet

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 @Lcfc_Andy @BenedictSmith4 When asking to order big WGS blazers, Darren blamed the mum on producing genetically weird offspring

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 @Lcfc_Andy @BenedictSmith4 @IanJones_16 @davidaddy80 Also, I hope you're not struggling too much with Woodhouse Grove stock...

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 @Lcfc_Andy @BenedictSmith4 Oh wow! If only Ian Jacques was interviewed too... he would have replaced 'child' with 'monster' haha

[Gregory Farooq-Smith @afrofarooqi]

@bradd1992 @Lcfc_Andy @BenedictSmith4 @IanJones_16 @davidaddy80