After the Final Rose

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[After the Final Rose @afterfinalrose]

2003 prom called. They want their dresses back. #TheBachelor

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The commitment to the sloth character was real #TheBachelor

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Who else thought those were dead butterflies #TheBachelor

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Can @WellsAdams and @kaitlynbristowe take over the rest of the show? #TheBachelor

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Just kidding. I’m tired 😴

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My boyfriends getting laid tonight for all the virgins out there #TheBachelor

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What the fuck am I watching right now #TheBachelor

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Chris & Crystal look like ... #TheBachelor #WhoDat #WhoVille

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“I’d like extra gel for my front hairs.” -Chris “I’ll do the same.” -Colton #TheBachelor

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I wonder what aly raisman is thinking right now #TheBachelor

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Did the casting directors find everyone on https://t.co/RwSCT5VOoE #TheBachelor

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Never Been Kissed belongs on TLC not #TheBachelor

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Did the casting directors find everyone on https://t.co/uhqNJe7dAG #TheBachelor

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I feel for kevin...but they gave Bachelor royalty @ashleyiaco & @haibon_jared such a but cut. We’ve been following their love stories for years and they played back the worst parts. I love when the bachelor producers are funny but that was anticlimactic #BachelorInParadise

[After the Final Rose @afterfinalrose]

Watching Kevin watch Ashley and Jared made me so nervous I farted. #GirlsWantHonesty #BachelorInParadise

[Evan Bass @ebassclinics]

CHRISTEN AKA SCALLOP FINGERS COMING IN FROM THE SEA IS THE BEST #BachelorInParadise

[Bachelor Burn Book @bachelorburnbk]

Not gonna lie, we're pretty jealous Venmo John got to sleep through the Tia and Colton breakup. #BachelorInParadise

[After the Final Rose @afterfinalrose]

This doesn’t look like Yuki or @WellsAdams #BIP #BachelorinParadise

[Bachelor Burn Book @bachelorburnbk]

When people ask us to explain #BachelorInParadise, we are going to paraphrase Wells and tell them it is "idiots talking about their nonsense, shenanigans and tomfoolery." Because THE ACCURACY.

[Bachelor Burn Book @bachelorburnbk]

Colton doesn't know which girls have roses this week. All of them, Colton. Literally all of them do. #BachelorInParadise