pastlifed

EVERYBODY RIDES DA CAROUSEL

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨Trump is now single handedly responsible for 27.7% of the national debt.

This is dramatically more than any President in American history.

[Christina @forestofcake]

I can't believe something that made a large number of people unhappy drastically reduced when it was no longer mandatory.

[kat @yslnadi]

when i think i finally got a guy friend but now he got something to tell me

[pastlifed @afterlfed]

Yeah whatever man

[ᯓ★ @hobichaand]

this is what happens when ur definition of love is that its a feeling btw. love is an active verb. liking is a state of feeling. infatuation and desire is a state of feeling but love, more than anything else is a choice. ure not supposed to always “feel” the love +

[Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩 @ColeSandick]

Everyone’s stopped talking about it for some reason, but the defense of Minneapolis was the most seismic victory against Trumpism. That was supposed to be the blueprint for their autocracy and it was defeated and humiliated by astounding collective action from ordinary Americans.

[Witch @witchwounds]

that one friend that makes you feel unsafe and uncomfortable

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Top Trump econ advisor claims consumer sentiment is at a record low only because Trump is doing such a good job:

"Trump has sort of taken every problem on Earth and gone 100% at fixing it. And I think that that can be stressful for people to see so much change going on"

[pastlifed @afterlfed]

Oh that is a gay man

[Barragers @barragers]

Clavicular starts smiling and can’t look away after seeing two guys kissing.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Around 600,000 people paid $100 deposits for the Trump-branded T1 phone, but not a single device has shipped despite multiple promised delivery dates.

Trump Mobile has now updated its terms to say there’s no guarantee the phone will ever be made or sold.

[kate @pachimercy]

spongebob opinions and takes

[ً @prinkasusa]

it's useless to try and get men to have sympathy for women's pain because women's pain is what they f*cking masturbate to

[pastlifed @afterlfed]

Sleepy don

[tex @texmeplease]

i’m vaping for two now 🤰

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Drugs coming by sea meaning coming by water. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.

[pastlifed @afterlfed]

I feel like it would be a punishment to probably find yourself torturously bored

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: homunculus, have you seen my scrying orb?
my loathsome and suspiscously orb-shaped homunculus:

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

A lot of academics aren’t ready to hear this because it will hurt their precious little egos but:

Your students are apathetic about learning because you don’t integrate waterslides and waterparks. They don’t care about learning because they aren’t cascading down wet wet chutes

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

If you relate to song lyrics past age 19 it reflects poorly on you

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

big fan of how they described the measurements here