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neil: okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because i’m getting mixed signals here

andrew: my hands are literally inches away from your throat right now

neil: that doesn’t answer my question

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neil: when i was small-
kevin: [snorts]
kevin: “was”

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neil: when i was small-
kevin: [snorts]
kevin: “was”

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nicky: you’re smiling.. what happened?
andrew: maybe i’m just happy
neil: kevin tripped and fell in the parking lot

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riko: i will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost
andrew: my happiness?
andrew, to kevin: i’m happy?

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andrew: [realizes that he likes neil]
andrew: who the fuck authorized this

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kevin: does my hair look good?
andrew: this is a mugshot not a photoshoot

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andrew: am i going too far?
nicky: no, no, no. you went too far about six hours ago. now you're going to prison

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kevin: sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container
nicky: .... the cow?!

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neil: are you talking to yourself?
kevin: yes, it’s the only way i can have an intelligent conversation in this company

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neil: whenever kevin is mad at me, i go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to ask me for help

*the sound of glass breaking in the background*

neil: it hasn’t worked yet, but i’m sure it will...

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kevin: andrew, can you keep it down for once? i’m trying to think
andrew: oh yeah no problem, doing anything for the first time is difficult

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kevin: be the bigger person, neil
neil: no? i'm 5'3 and bitter, YOU be the bigger person

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kevin: we both look very handsome tonight
neil: you know, if you’d just said that i looked handsome, i would have said, “so do you”
kevin: i couldn’t take that chance

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andrew: kevin is at an age where he only cares about one thing
nicky: girls?
andrew: exy

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neil: hey, when i’m murdered, make sure my case is unsolved
andrew: what..
neil: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved
matt: can we go back to the bit where you said ‘WHEN i’m murdered’?!

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neil: so i sort of did something and i need some advice, but i don’t want a lot of judgement or criticism okay
kevin: and you came to me?

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renee: i’ve never seen two pretty best friends
allison: are you calling me ugly?
renee: no, no. i meant that we should date

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exy reporter: we heard that kevin is your son? how many children do you have, wymack?
wymack: biologically, legally, or emotionally? because there is a difference

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kevin: i started seeing someone
andrew: as in dating or hallucinations?

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wymack: why would you ever need a fake ID
neil: ... you need to be over 18 at petco to hold the kittens