Johanna Levene

Map maker, engineer, writer, mother, wife, knitter, & urban farmer. Renaissance woman who loves oxford commas. Active on Bluesky & Threads. She/her.

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

afthead (aft’hed) n.

1 The back of the head. Opposite of forehead.

2 The location of knit hats, mommy eyes, and writing muse.

3 A potty found in the back of a boat.

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

A couple @DU_Hockey season ticket holders watching Buium score and @DCarleDU coach a @usahockey WIN in Ottawa! 🇺🇸🏒🥅

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

@usahockey @WinmarkResale Row 1, section J

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

We were in Gothenburg! Visiting from Denver.

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

Good morning Team USA fans!! It’s time for ROLL CALL!

Where are you tuning in to watch the U.S.’s final prelim tilt vs. Slovakia?

#WorldJuniors | @WinmarkResale

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

Last @usahockey #WorldJuniors game for us, and what a win! Good luck to the team in the next round, especially the @DU_Hockey representatives. 💙❤️🤍🇺🇸🏒

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

A day off for @usahockey at #WorldJuniors but did we find the secret stash of MVP helmets at Liesberg? Only @DCarleDU knows….

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

Game two watching @DU_Hockey at the #WorldJuniors! Hoping for a @usahockey win tonight! Go Zeev Buium! Go Coach Carle! Go Nick Meldrum! 🇺🇸🏒❤️🤍💙

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

A little love for our home team @DU_Hockey at the #WorldJuniors. Got to see a Buium assist and goal and a Coach Carle win! 🇺🇸🏒

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

@SouthwestAir - your crew on flight 1261 from Providence to Chicago Midway found my phone on the plane. Thank you! Thank you! ❤️

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

@Avalanche - I’m happy to be the name-on -the-jersey seamstress for your draft team. (Poor Ritchie and his naked jersey.)

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

Uh @nhl, did Bettman have to ruin today’s #wordle at the #NHLAwards? 😜

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

I’m just going to put this amazing project I worked on right here. 🇺🇸🛣️⚡️🇨🇦

[U.S. Department of Transportation @USDOT]

Tune In📺: @SecretaryPete, Canadian Minister of Transport @OmarAlghabra, @GovWhitmer, and @MayorMikeDuggan are making an electrifying announcement at #USAPEC2023🔋 https://t.co/YtAAUVuaiC

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

@Organic_Reality I don’t know why not, and it would have been great TV!

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

If I had been Heidi, I would have made Lauren vote for herself and watch chaos reign. But then, my social game would suck so much I’d be the first voted out. #Survivor44

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

@DrAmandaR Make Lauren vote for herself. Yam Yam and Matt vote for her too. That’s 3 on Lauren. Then she either has to use her extra vote and hope the other two guys stick to the plan so there is a tie and she wins in the revote, or she goes home.

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

@EvrybodySchmitz Ken who leaves his crap all over and expects Barbie to pick up after him. Remember your own bag, dude.

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

@ShannonGaitz She dodged a bullet. You want the nerd who 3D prints the puzzles ahead of time, not the nerd who forgets his bag.

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

When Matt expected Frannie to bring his stuff - that should end her love. It’s SURVIVOR. Bring your own damn stuff. Imagine how incompetent he’ll be in the real world. #Survivor44

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

Suddenly I am an all-in LSU fan. 😍

[Mark Sturgis @SturgisSports]

Kim Mulkey and the LSU coaching staff are “dressed to the nines” for their Sweet 16 matchup with Utah!!

[Denver Hockey @DU_Hockey]

Well, well, well. What do we have here.

[Johanna Levene @aftheaded]

@DU_Hockey Why did Devine still serve the penalty? 🤨