Afton

“I need to be out in the streets, planting trees and cracking skulls.” -Leslie Knope

[Afton @aftonbeee]

5/25/24

5:15PM: Tells Josh in my wedding vows that I’ll try to be more spontaneous and says “until death do us part.”

10:45PM: Jumps in a pool and the back of my dress flies over the back of my head in an attempt to drown me.

[Afton @aftonbeee]

@mollysny

[Afton @aftonbeee]

@mollysny

[Afton @aftonbeee]

@mollysny It doesn’t help that I’m like OOOH SHARE because you immediately cave

[Afton @aftonbeee]

@mollysny Stop attacking me I stg

[Afton @aftonbeee]

People pleasers please rise 🫡

[Afton @aftonbeee]

@mollysny Bring them inside

[Afton @aftonbeee]

@mollysny Bring them back

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A 16 year old was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell.

A 20 year old was shot and killed for driving down the wrong driveway.

An 18 year old is in critical condition for trying to get into the wrong car.

And a 6 year old and her dad were shot because her basketball rolled onto the wrong lawn.

In a nation armed to the teeth & perpetually primed for war, these tragedies are only going to happen more often, not less.

What the hell are we doing?

[Afton @aftonbeee]

@mollysny I have a pair from Target that I love!

[Krystle Zara (is writing book 2) @krystlezara]

Yet another friend has been struck down by teenage pregnancy. We're almost in our thirties but still...

[Amanda Duberman @AmandaDuberman]

Me: I’m pretty shy and reserved

Me after a single drink:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10

[Afton @aftonbeee]

I’m ready to cry again

[Afton @aftonbeee]

There’s an older man who comes into work and always talks with me about the race track. Today he gave me this clock and said “thank you for everything.” It’s the little things that mean the most 💛

[Afton @aftonbeee]

@Vikkii7xo I’m here for you always, friend