afton 🖤

disgruntled copywriter | enfp-t | virgo | she/her

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

🎶 nooobody said it was easssyyyy🎶 @coldplay

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Listen to the scientists.

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

@OnlyInBOS I thought they were all that big lol

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Only one man can can save OpenAI

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

prolly my last tweet, see you and your fake check marks never @elonmusk 🧵🧵🧵

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

@dictionaryhill Stalking tool

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

it’s not just AI / chatGPT, @RobinhoodApp is coming for writers now too 🙄

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

finally catching up on #bravo summer house, goes to linkedin to find out if carl is still at lover boy or not lmao. boy bye!

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omg. Rachel (Raquel) is a poor man’s Hailey Bieber.

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

middle 👏🏼 seat 👏🏼 gets 👏🏼 both 👏🏼 arm 👏🏼 rests

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

the ‘skinny girls who love food’ schtick is tired

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

@elonmusk Oh stfu you fascist pig

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

why is every artist i want to see this year playing the week of my wedding and honeymoon 🙄

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

affirmations but foods you like:

I am potatoes.
I am sushi.
I am cab sauv.
I am dumplings.
I am ravioli.
I am kale caesar.
I am rotisserie chicken.
I am ‘za.

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

@elonmusk This inherently makes 0 sense for 98% of corporations and for these reasons, I’m out.
—@mcuban
——@aftonthomas

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

when you’re searching for the “i try not to kill myself” audio on tiktok and they think you’re actually trying to off yourself

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

wow i just for real typed out “tweat” and i—

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

renaissance was not lemonade. bad bunny got shafted, not beyonce.

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

i have learned that i actually quiet enjoy a giant bowl of kale when it’s drenched in caesar dressing, and loaded with parmesan cheese, croutons, and chicken #health

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

how does one plan a non-cringey/cheugy bridal shower? asking for a friend

[afton 🖤 @aftonthomas]

a @HelloFresh x @CircleNetflix collab makes a whole lotta of sense. @netflix this 🔥 idea is free, hire me for more