Brewtus’ Dad

The happiest husband you’ll ever know. Retired,award winning, professional mascot. Media/Community Relations guru.

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@UnrealBluegrass I don't know, but I'm rooting for the banana peel

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@ChrisEgertKSTP The Som of Sam defense? Not sure this is the way to go, but I know my dog doesn't drive me to drink.

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@atrupar On message would be ANSWER the DAMN QUESTION!

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@tomemmer How about actually serving us and not the orange turd you bow to everyday?

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@ChrisEgertKSTP You get to grub and drink 3 days a week after you lunch in, is that really work? 😎😎🏴‍☠️

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@DanaWessel We never get tired of giving ideas. Sometimes we get great tips from the customers too.

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@AngieCraigMN $84 is not close to $100.
It's 16% off of that. Don't exaggerate.
That said, it costs me $124 to fill up my truck that used to cost $65.

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@tlschwerz Hope they don't trade him for a couple of dozen bats, we aren't using the ones we own now.

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@DanaWessel @DeRushaJ Imagine him in speedos jumping off the top rope!

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@TwinsAlmanac Recycled 70's white Sox uniforms?

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@NickLewis37 Congratulations, now get a room. 🤠🤠🤣

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@DeRushaJ They really do know the attention span of their readers.

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@ClayTravis Trump says gas is still $2 a gallon, I’ll run with that

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@CheyCab Let's throw a MPD uniform on @DeRushaJ !

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@PattyMurray Glad Trump didn't take away your insurance

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@DeRushaJ @clairerosinkraz You are only old as you act. Go have a blast and put the kids to shame

[Ted @tlschwerz]

Final: White Sox 6, Twins 2

27-30

#NoPlaceLikeHere

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@WhiteHouse The number is skewed- take away the fake murder attempts on an orange f*ck and the numbers are the same

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@tlschwerz They are already crying broke.
Surprised they aren't leaching the split the pot money to pay for hot dogs, or are they?

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@ChrisReeceWX my apologies for the heat wave. May I ask a favour, and have that Omega hang around a bit and add another 4°?