That One Guy

[That One Guy @afxtwn]

@regadetula Yes, ssssssssssseeee tee eeee is a very serious concern.

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Hey you, yeah you, @officialDannyT you’re a good dude, and I hope you’re having a good dude day.

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@kurt13warner Be honest, you've tried to get her to go long on a horse so you can throw her a deep ball haven't you.

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@McClain_on_NFL Let me guess how the math will work. <empty seat cost>/2 + $50 = <added charge to aisle seat>. <window seat charge> = <aisle seat charge> + $50

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@slickdeals @FiestyBamboo I got one

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@BobsBurgersFOX I love you all so much

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@TheFiggyFig Paul McCartney is immortal

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@LAYS Make a ham sammich and eat it

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@catherine_6907 Seatbelts, Please.

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@JJWatt @PatMcAfeeShow @bubbagumpino @NBA @MLB @NHL @WNBA @ufc @espn @MLS @Zuffa_Boxing When you trust a fart a little too much

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@Hoang_HQ Uhhh this is clearly from the original song by Weird Albert titled "Eat It" Everyone knows "Beat It" was a parody.

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@ItsCodyCantrell @Dameshek Part 4? No way, Jose. Part 5? 100%

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@BenStiller

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@PrimeVideo I'm not sure who this is, but the center bit of her dress looks like it's barely hiding a Burt Reynolds quality boscage of chest hair.

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@HoustonTexans One has a little bird poop on the headband

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@TheFiggyFig Brudduh you're using a reel mower on weeds.

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@JamesGunn F***ing pumped

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@billieeilish @finneas Thank you for a great time with my Kiddopotamus @ the 11/11/24 concert and great time at the @Billie3DMovie.

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@TexansVoice I should have known you two thought it was difficult based on how low @jharrisfootball was sitting in his seat

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@ProFootballTalk Obie Nobie. I thought the fake photo was real and looked about 452x better than the release video cut. But I'm an old man and have no idea what good hair looks like anymore.