Angela G

a left-handed Italian leprechaun 🇮🇹 ☘️ who eats cannolis while watching sports then goes and rescues dogs

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

@PrizePicks are we looking at a reboot for Acuna Jr tonight?

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

Probably a popular opinion: the Yankees should go back to shaving their faces 🤷🏻‍♀️ #yankees #depressedyankeefan

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

Unpopular opinion: restaurant menus need to disclose exactly which part of the chicken is being used for the entree. I.e. chicken thighs, chicken breast.

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

These automakers really out here like, what color should we pick for the headlights…radiating retina or blazing blindness? #headlight #automakers

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

These people out here driving like they ain’t got snapshot from progressive. Do us all a favor, drive a little nicer. Nothing gets me more worked up then when I hear the beep beep beep because you decided to hard break for no reason.

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

On October 3rd, he asked me what airline I fly
I told him Delta ✈️
@Delta #delta #skymiles #skymileslife #October3rd

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

@MorganWallen “In my Cancellation Era” #morganwallentickets

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

Let me get this straight… the Tampa Bay Rays “Tropicana Field” doesn’t even sell mimosas? Like, what? You’re literally based in Florida and named after orange juice. 🍊🧃🥂 @Tropicana @tropicanafield @MLBTBRays

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

Maybe if @StateFarm didn’t pay Patrick Mahomes $7-10 million dollars a year, “MaAuto” insurance wouldn’t be unreasonable. #statefarm #greed #carinsurance #trash

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

❌@neimanmarcus❌ documented that they shipped my boots in a 12inch box.. the boots have a 16inch shaft, therefore impossible to fit. That’s why my box was documented as “bigger.” Furthermore, NO ONE EVEN OPENED THE BOX and my return is UNDER-INVESTIGATION? #trash

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

❌DO NOT SHOP AT NEIMAN MARCUS❌ so I bought & returned rain boots about 2 weeks ago. I shipped them back to Neiman Marcus but I didn’t receive a refund. They said the “weight and size” of the box was wrong. NO ONE EVEN OPENED THE BOX! @neimanmarcus #trash

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

My coworker asked if I’ve ever done a “DNA” test. Then in the same breath said “never mind, no point, it’s just going to come back 100% meatball.” #italian @HardcoreItalian

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

I’m finally at the age, where I don’t want to be asked my age. I’m 27 from here on out. #womensage #howoldareyou

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

I’ve been a nurse for 10 years, so I’ve heard some crazy things. Recently, a patient noticed my Italian horn and my name. He says “oh, you’re Italian, I shouldn’t mess with you, I’ll end up stuffed in your trunk.” #nurse #italian #italy #italianhorn @HardcoreItalian

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

Pete Davidson could have used that $200,000 to educate himself on puppy mills.

[Stephanie Sidley @StephanieSidley]

Pete Davidson says he had to buy a dog instead of adopt a dog because he has allergies. Pete: You can adopt hypoallergenic dogs. I’ve adopted 2. I’ll send you a few links, a**hole.

#AdoptDontShop

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

@Billsfandiehard I think he’s trying to stay single

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

@BrotherBeeBop Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! 😂😂😂

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

Does anyone else have to pep talk themselves when they watch a fast and furious movie? “I’m not gunna cry, I’m not gunna cry.” #fastandfurious

[Angela G @AG_Cannoli]

Literally begging my husband to take me to a Rays vs Astros game this week, just so I can boo the Astros. Once a cheater, always a cheater. #tampabayrays #RaysUp #baseball #lyingcheatingastros #tropicanafield