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[emilia @probmold]

in a bad mood and yet im still obligated to wash my hair . life is a fucking prison

[FEAR GOD @FEARGODMINDSET]

Dostoevsky called this 150 years ago

[❛ 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐢 ★ ⚢ ༉‧₊˚ @niniglows]

"but it's your parents first time living" okay and I don't give a fuck ???? what the fuck am I then? on my 10th reincarnation ?????

[chelsea obscura @halointheriver]

I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test

[Entwife of Tunguska @TunguskaEntwife]

GM

[6 @b1rdflyy]

November is gonna bring me immense prosperity, success, happiness and good news. 🧘🏼‍♀️

[sedona @ser_enaaaa]

complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That

[🂱 @laylology]

God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference

[bear @bearbubb]

#5littlemonkeystwt

[Jocey @daisymusique]

My crazy hair day as a preschool teacher

[cassie🍃✨ @heyxcassie]

George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought.

It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.

[Adam @_dams0n]

Cinnamon toast crunch dipped vanilla cone from the Queen just changed my life

[Joshwelt @weltszznn]

when i accidentally close my 55 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[⭒ @jaeyunversed]

mbappe and lamine fighting over who’s had the worst week so far