PIAS OL

kickin ass and takin names since 1979

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

BREAKING: Sources say that Jose Rios has finally learned the difference between a hockey skate and a golf ball.

A very significant development years in the making for the rising star.

[Rome “Diddy” Odunze @Chitowncraig19]

What a catch by MY gold glove CF PCAAA #cubs

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

🚨BREAKING 🚨

Our sister store in Northbrook has received a limited supply of hackey sacks.

They are available only to those who call and request them at 224-904-3949

Ask for Rob "The Racist" Blunk when you call

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

While DiLashment's production suffered in the final year of his contract, he was still covering a significant amount of hours.

Those familiar with the situation liken it to Damian Szeliga's departure last season, which left a leadership gap that DiLashment tried to fill.

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

🚨BREAKING🚨

PIAS is scrambling to replace veteran Jay "Ghostface" DihLashment after his sudden departure.

The company is considering all options, and some believe it could bring back a familiar face

Rumored names include: Kyle Bader, Vinny Onesto and even Rich Wong

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

🚨BREAKING🚨

The play it again sports family regrets to announce that jay amir ghostface dihlashment will be working his last day with us tomorrow from 11-4. We are deeply saddened by his passing, a memorial will be held in his honour at approximately 2pm

We hope you can attend

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

🚨BREAKING🚨

The play it again sports family regrets to announce that jay amir ghostface dihlashment will be working his last day with us tomorrow from 11-4. We are deeply saddened by his passing, a memorial will be held in his honour at approximately 2pm

We hope you can attend

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

🚨PIAS OL EMPLOYEE POWER RANKINGS 3.24.26🚨

1. Rich Wong (Fly High)🕊️
2. Jose Rios 🏂
3. Brett Meskill 😘
4. Brady Meskill 👯‍♀️
5. Quintin Cox 🧑‍🦽
6. Jay "Amir" DihLashment 🚫💸

7. Brendan Gallian (Suspended for PED Violation) 60d

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

BREAKING:

Sources say that an imposter has infiltrated the store, posing as an employee. He is believed to have taken Jose's nametag in an effort to blend in.

Any sightings of this individual should be reported to Rich Wong immediately at 312-286-3872

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

BREAKING:

PIAS OL releases first official power rankings in over 2 seasons

1. Rich Wong 🕊️🙏(forever No. 1)
2. Manager Jay DeLashment
3. Jose Rios 🏂
4. Brett Meskill (@bcmesk26)
5. Brady Meskill 🇮🇱
6. Brendan Gallian
7. Quintin Cox (on 10-day IL, influenza)

[Kyle Bader @KyleGoated]

Freshman JJC RHP
Fastball 86-88 max 90
Curveball 76-78
Thank you to the guys on my team who I got to throw live too.
@clavennadrew @WesAndersonPC @JJCbaseball

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

There are some nights where getting a colonoscopy would be more enjoyable than watching the White Sox.
Tonight is one of those nights.

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

BREAKING: Jay DeLashment has finally arrived for his 11-4 shift. Unclear on how this will affect his chances at a promotion to supervisor. Rich Wong was unavaliable for comment at this time.

[PIAS OL @again_it15844]

@DamianSzel75418 LOL

[Brendan Gallian @BrendanGallian]

Alex Partlow (8:28.61) wins the men's 3,000 meter. Evan Cummins (8:33.59) takes 2nd, and Tyler Cushing (8:35.21) finishes 4th.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

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