BREAKING: Sources say that Jose Rios has finally learned the difference between a hockey skate and a golf ball.
A very significant development years in the making for the rising star.
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Our sister store in Northbrook has received a limited supply of hackey sacks.
They are available only to those who call and request them at 224-904-3949
Ask for Rob "The Racist" Blunk when you call
While DiLashment's production suffered in the final year of his contract, he was still covering a significant amount of hours.
Those familiar with the situation liken it to Damian Szeliga's departure last season, which left a leadership gap that DiLashment tried to fill.
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PIAS is scrambling to replace veteran Jay "Ghostface" DihLashment after his sudden departure.
The company is considering all options, and some believe it could bring back a familiar face
Rumored names include: Kyle Bader, Vinny Onesto and even Rich Wong
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The play it again sports family regrets to announce that jay amir ghostface dihlashment will be working his last day with us tomorrow from 11-4. We are deeply saddened by his passing, a memorial will be held in his honour at approximately 2pm
We hope you can attend
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The play it again sports family regrets to announce that jay amir ghostface dihlashment will be working his last day with us tomorrow from 11-4. We are deeply saddened by his passing, a memorial will be held in his honour at approximately 2pm
We hope you can attend
BREAKING:
Sources say that an imposter has infiltrated the store, posing as an employee. He is believed to have taken Jose's nametag in an effort to blend in.
Any sightings of this individual should be reported to Rich Wong immediately at 312-286-3872
BREAKING:
PIAS OL releases first official power rankings in over 2 seasons
1. Rich Wong 🕊️🙏(forever No. 1)
2. Manager Jay DeLashment
3. Jose Rios 🏂
4. Brett Meskill (@bcmesk26)
5. Brady Meskill 🇮🇱
6. Brendan Gallian
7. Quintin Cox (on 10-day IL, influenza)
Freshman JJC RHP
Fastball 86-88 max 90
Curveball 76-78
Thank you to the guys on my team who I got to throw live too.
@clavennadrew@WesAndersonPC@JJCbaseball
BREAKING: Jay DeLashment has finally arrived for his 11-4 shift. Unclear on how this will affect his chances at a promotion to supervisor. Rich Wong was unavaliable for comment at this time.