zu

“against masks” and i’m masking my entire identity 🤡

[zu @againstmasks]

@wholetruthfood protein has become too expensive. after exploring a few alternatives, turns out @1mgOfficial’s whey protein is just as good. same lightness that’s hard to find with most protein brands. available in vanilla, mango and chocolate

[zu @againstmasks]

ok this is kinda camp

[Hibernate @Janmanchi_]

- meet Indu Navaratri
- went to narayanamma, class of 2022 (her parents said no to co-ed)
- big fan of bob, danced to itu raaye remix at a college fest
- secretly admires vijay devarakonda but doesn’t admit it
- sabrina carpenter rules her spotify wrapped (relatability quota)
- 2yrs work exp at jpmc hyd and ultimately moved to the us for masters
- also building a backpacking travel startup on insta
- one day a random youtuber approached her on the street for a lead role in an indie film. Said yes because hashtag InduForIndie sounded cool
- the rest is history

[zu @againstmasks]

what the fuck is up with all the hate for bangerlore and shitting on bangalore? that party is not your thing? great, not mine either. let ppl do whatever the fuck they want to do for community and literally just have fun

[zu @againstmasks]

@kaetam1ne bro’s massive

[Over It 😒 @jamizfoshiz]

Is that Paloma Diamond in the back?!

[zu @againstmasks]

legit thought she was calling him motu 😭

[court 🎀|nick galitzine’s award campaign manager @hotgirltayruss]

most unrealistic part of motu was how nobody was trying to date adam, i would’ve been on that #EXPEDITIOUSLY

[zu @againstmasks]

@VinilTummala i thought that was spanish for a second

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[corporate majboor @antibioticpig]

Me @ Uniqlo Arigato sale

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Name one country where:

- son of NSA is a UK citizen
- daughter of MEA is a US citizen
- children of most ministers spend more time abroad

and none of this matters to the average citizen because nationalism saar!!!

[Gems @gemsofbabus_]

Sir, just one question: if India makes you so proud, why is your son studying in the UK? Was no Indian university good enough?

[Shreemi Verma @shreemiverma19]

a streetcar named

[zu @againstmasks]

it’s so loud the second you see this tweet…good one

[Mo @atmoio]

there's a single word used in AI writing that quietly tells me you used AI.

i would share what it is but then you'll stop using it

[Nisha Anandani @AnandaniNisha]

Pro tip for anyone moving to Bengaluru:
Your rent might be higher near the office.
But the hours of your life you'll save are worth way more.

[p. @OyyeHoyyeBasket]

happy pride from bicon om kapoor and all his situationships 🥰

[zu @againstmasks]

@dp_331 as lame as the combo is, he works at mckinsey so he has the same chutiyaap to deal with

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

in another life we were two birds killed by the same stone

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Many swifties are reporting clouds when they look up in the sky! This is allegedly part of promotion for Taylor Swift's anticipated involvement in Toy Story 5!

[nisarga @ni5arga]

how me and the boys be moving after cbse admitted that there indeed was a security breach:

[Jawhar Sircar @jawharsircar]

Dharmendra Pradhan's son
is studying in America, so did Nirmala's and Jyotiraditya.

Piyush Goyal's son is studying in Singapore, Anurag Thakur's son is studying in Canada.

S. Jaishankar's son is studying in the UK & even Smriti Irani (who hardly studied) sent son to study there.

Nishikant Dubey's son studied in Scotland

So why would these people bother about NEET paper leak
or CBSE scam or communal distortion of history by NCERT?

Or care about your children getting pushed around in trains and buses or even committing suicide?

Government of Hypocrites from Top to Bottom!!