Andrew Gallagher

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

defense used to put fear in mahomes heart now we getting walked down by case keenum alright

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

The one downside of trading for McCarthy is the Giants run the risk of Skattebo realizing he isn’t the same person as Dart which might cause him to reject and eat the young qb

[Randy “Bullet Train” Barrett @Randy_Barrett11]

Not sure how to talk to #women so I’m practicing #ballsecurity

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Marshawn Lynch on Jalen Hurts:

"They talking about this the year he gotta go do this or gotta do that, or he's gone. I aint hear you say that about Justin Herbert. I aint hear them say none of that shit about any of the snowbunny quarterbacks"

#Eagles via @GetGotPod

[SouthSide Behavior @SSBehavior]

“How does it feel to celebrate with everyone?”

“I AM JAPANEESSSEEE!!!”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Giants gotta stop thinking and just give skatt the rock every play until he start speaking Cantonese.

[Mr. Beezy 🤬 @BreadmanBeezy]

zach ertz snatching 86 off quez watkins back https://t.co/BNKoAReROO

[Adnan Ikic @SayWhichWay]

Life in the NFL is crazy. Cooper Rush signed with the Falcons in late July to cash game checks doing that cushy clipboard holder QB3 job and now his Wikipedia says he’s Adolf Hitler

[Kurt, etc. @Kurt_A_Eff]

vaxxed?

[Nick @NotoriousFNTSY]

Just checked my fantasy matchup

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Being escorted out of the bar after pissing all over the touch tunes machine

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Ordered a Cooper Rush jersey off Fanatics and they mailed me a fart in a jar

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds.

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

The fake news media wants you to believe this man is sick

[jax @jaxhatessports]

They can pry this app from my cold dead hands

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

This is exactly the type of shit i want my WR1 talking about

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[r @6ffside]

this is what baseball is about.