gods weakest soldier

allie | nyc italian | yves reply guy | gay bitch who likes hockey •••• i contain multitudes ❤️

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

Uni loves sleeping in Dad’s bed. So comfy

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

@7thSubject i thought you were gonna support me even when im straight 😞

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

god……this things I would do to Sidney Crosbys fat butt…..

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

waitttttt i may have to go for the geno coffee table book hold on…….

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

god this is so corny……some purple prose ass shit

[Hudson Williams Updates @hudsonwupdates]

Hudson Williams wishes his partner, Katelyn, a happy birthday via Instagram Stories!

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

I’m sorry diva I’m just not feeling this one….. but like so uncreative why did we get brutally out jersey-ed by the fucking panthers of all fucking teams??

[Barn Hockey @BarnHockey]

More realistic depiction per @87winkz

[harrison @harrisonwyrick]

Ok, hear me out… Disneyland, for 18+😳
-Alice in Wonderland Caterpillar Hookah Lounge
-Mickey shaped condoms
-Goofy pussy
-Dumbo brothel
-Queer mario
etc

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

annoyed afffffff

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

tourists standing in the middle of 6th Ave like middle of the street ‼️ taking pics got annoyed at me for walking through ……brother I don’t fight with ppl anymore bc im in control of my anger….. count your blessings

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

homeless guys playing hide and seek at the back of the hospital giggling like ok that’s very cute I love humanity and joy

[stella @yoonogy]

we need a community for ethical lesbian perverts

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

sorry to put corny shit on everyone’s timeline but this is making ctfuuuuuu ilya being there is like when they were putting oikawa with anime characters committing genocide

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

im ngl i do think its kinda crazy ppl follow kris letangs like 11yo son on TikTok and insta and post screenshots of his stories etc but i like to believe with my whole heart its coming from those in his age bracket and then making its way to my fyp so i just block and mute baby…

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

i haven’t taken the usual train and bus route to work in a while bc I’ve been touched by the light (taking the ferry) and I forgot how gutterbutt it is…..i should not be sweating this hard at 7am the mta and everyone who runs it is not seeing heaven

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

actor i love got big ol veneers:

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

I used to write letters to my parents telling them I ran away and hide somewhere in the house for hours until they started getting scared when they used to get mad at me….it did stop working after a couple times ☝🏻 and they’d just get more mad

[َ @boymaxer]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[َ @boymaxer]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[gods weakest soldier @agalpal]

god I love sansa I’ve been her biggest defender since DAY ONE ☝🏻 grrm pls bring her back pls do right by her or ur gonna have a mildly out of shape bisexual women trying to kill you

[۟ @dreamsofsansa]

30 years since the best character in the universe was introduced