izabella 🪼

please only address me as THE adult cryptid, thank you | they/them

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

I hate in teen romance movies where the guy goes “u don’t see u the way I see u 😔” and it’s like yeah.... stop perceiving me

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

there’s a type of headassery you exude if you’ve never been fat before

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

there’s dumbassery afoot

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

i’m non-binary the same way a spirit of the forest is
just full of whimsy n shit

[AJ+ @ajplus]

The Global Sumud Flotilla is en route to Gaza once again. This time it’s bigger than ever, with over 70 boats and 1,000 participants from across the world all attempting to break Israel’s blockade and deliver lifesaving aid ⛵️🇵🇸

[Oceana @oceana]

#BREAKING: The Trump administration just removed protections for threatened and endangered species in the Gulf of Mexico to clear the way for oil and gas drilling.

Help prevent other species from losing the protections they rely on: https://t.co/PS5jiPH0ct

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

@Roku @TCL_Global why my tv not even 2 years old and the LCD panel gotta be replaced…

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

sometimes it’s actually not you, it’s actually your professor

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

https://t.co/OIGQ5IsCIQ

PLEASE SOMEBODY TRADE WITH ME I GOT A DUPLICATE AND AM SO SAD

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

@Monkii_ii went to see it w luis and kano, and actually the movie was ass so…. guess i’m the fool

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

@AMCTheatres Why is The Mortuary Assistant barely in any theaters in the Tampa area, SPECIFICALLY why is it not in the AMC Veterans 24 theater, one of the best AMC theaters in Tampa??? I contacted customer support and asked in person. Please PLEASE play it for opening week!

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

was praying for a hangover from all that drinking i did instead of the monster heartburn from all the eating i had done 👺

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

THEY DONT ACCEPT RETURNS?????

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

misread the blind box so i’m having my boyfriend do the walk of shame to popmart

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

@sugarhoneykay for the next one you need to take ur fam to experience it 4D it’s honestly so funny and memorable

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

@sugarhoneykay so jealous!!!!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.

Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

bitch EVERYBODY clapped for as long as you’re mine

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

oh the weeb days, how time flies

[izabella 🪼 @agappassionato]

nothing cracks me up like seeing my family use my AOT mug from etsy that says “Moves like Jaeger” from over a decade ago