Ashley Butterworth

I'm just waiting for my pirate ship to take me away

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Manager: “Hey, can you turn your camera on?”

Me watching the World Cup from my sofa at 2pm on a Tuesday:

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[Val 🤍 @GxldeVall]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

This should be making international headlines. Every alarm bell known to mankind should be ringing. This is dangerous and genuinely catastrophic

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I don’t think pregnant women should have to do anything, actually. Like you are making eyeballs in your body. You got enough going on.

[Niks @Pivot2Centre]

Banger year!

[Sarah Axelrath MD @DrSarahAxelrath]

I love my job, but I also wish I could quit my job and professionally rescue and rehabilitate and rehome every dog on earth.

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

LET IT FLY 🇺🇸

[Thiago Pasqualotto @thiago_p]

É a segunda vez que eu choro a morte desse homem. Era pra ter ficado só na ficção.

🤍

[Will Campbell Lover @WillCampbellLov]

-Will Campbell is 22.
-Drake Maye is 23.
-Gonzo is 23.
-Another year under the Coach of the Year.
-$42.7M in cap space.
-11 draft picks in 2026.

The future is bright in New England

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

happy first official monday stuck in an endless february to all those who celebrate

[dylan @sp1derg1rl]

This is possibly the best news I’ve ever heard in my life and I’m not even exaggerating

[s ꕤ @sunshinesnati0n]

I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS, THE WAY I GASPED IN THE CINEMA.

[h ꕤ ˚࿔ @celestialxari]

this ate with this

[Rachel Vigil @heyrachelvigil]

I am indeed a sick and disgusting person enjoying the Chiefs downfall

[NFL+ @NFLPlus]

The Patriots franchise has never won 8+ straight games within a season with any player other than Tom Brady starting at QB... until now 👀

@Patriots | #NEPats

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

The greatest tight end in @NFL history is retiring a Patriot!

Watch @RobGronkowski sign his one-day contract this Wednesday at 12:15 PM LIVE on Patriots digital & social.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

OH MY TOE TAP STEFON DIGGS 🤯

📺 CBS