How to survive in Abuja:
1. Have Money.
2. Know people that have money.
3. If you don’t have money, don’t go.
4. Have contacts of some security personnel.
5. Use Uber/CIDDESS/Bolt/Indrive or enter along/green taxis at known bus stops only.
6. Avoid Gwarinpa girls.
7. Know the difference between Airport road and Airport Junction.
8. Know this: Garki 1 is the one divided into area 1, area 3, area 10 and the likes.
9. Avoid Banex Junction traffic light as much as possible if you’re mobile.
10. Wuye is a good place to live.
11. The finest girls attend Catholic Churches in Maitama, Wuse, Garki.
12. Wuse 1 is in Zones. Zone 1 to zone 7.
13. Avoid Area 1 round about at night.
14. Be nice to your work colleagues, them fit be one General Pikin.
15. Anyone that stays in Maitama extension, know that’s Mpape.
16. Avoid https://t.co/bXWom2t2ev to senators or house of rep members.
17. Understand that Abuja girls have money.
18. Olosho plenty for Hashtag.
19. Mararaba and the likes are in Nasarawa state.
20. Be friendly to Gbagyi people.
21. You can connect to anywhere from Wuse 2, or Berger bridge, or A.Y.A or Area 1 Bridge.
22. You won’t marry a rich man’s child by mistake that will change your life.
23. You won’t pick 10,000 dollars by mistake in Guzape.
24. If she goes to COZA, wife her, she’s very loyal.
25. You won’t meet a senator at central mosque by mistake that will change your life.
26. Before you buy a property, contact AGIS/FCDA, before Wike will show you shege.
27. Papiee’s, Bills restaurant and lounge, Ibro Fish, Crush Cafe and Truck central are price friendly places to hang out.
28. If you don’t have money, avoid Moscow Underground.
29. Instead of looking for love, learn Hausa.
30. Jabi lake is a great place to go on Saturday mornings for exercises and extra activities.
31. Once in a while, visit Transcorp Hilton pool side on Saturdays. If YKYK.
32. Patronize Karmo Tuesday market.
33. Rich people don open orange market people eyes.
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