Mikevista

A serial hater of sycophants.
Biochemist. Voracious reader. MUFC. @jon_d_doe is my teacher. Uniben Alumnus

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You say that you have a boyfriend, and everytime you visit him, he's always "bombing" using his phones.

Then you lie on his bed and open your toto for him to fuck you.

Shame on your mother.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A man doesn't necessarily have to say "I am sorry" to his woman.

That's how men are built.

Men apologise more in their actions than in words.

It's left for you as a woman to spot it when he's apologizing.

If you keep waiting for "I am sorry", you may wait in vain.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Many of you young men have taken the privilege of having me on this app for granted.

You don't have sense when it comes to dealing with women.

And it's quite unfortunate that many of you do not have close relationships with your fathers.

You cannot be a happy man in life if you do not find a good wife and a good mother for your children.

And whether you like it or not, all these young girls that you're misleading, would be your future wives.

I come here every day, using myself as example to illustrate how you should lead women and treat them, but may be you think I am lying or deceiving you.

If you think that all these young girls that you're sleeping with, will not get married, you're joking.

They'll repackage themselves for other men.

And others that you didn't sleep with, will repackage themselves for you.

And then you'll see the wife that you married.

You can't escape it.

You keep spending money on young women like you're married to them, and making them used to a lifestyle that is not sustainable, and makes them prone to cheating, should such lifestyle stop coming.

Even if you marry a virgin, it's the same.

I pity you people ooo.

If your father (when he was dating your mother) treated your mother the way you treat your girlfriends today, most of you would not have good mothers.

And to make things worse, many of you are criminals or sympathetic to criminals.

When young men steal, young women will become prostitutes.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Even if fuel gets to 5k per liter, I can still afford it.

But can I drive my car safely to anywhere in Nigeria?

That's why you should never gloat when very few of the citizens can survive a harsh economy.

If it's bad for you, it's bad for all.

That's why you're an idiot when you support the APC because you're benefiting from them.

You'd be the first victim from a failed government, because you have the money that the poor needs to survive.

No one gains anything when majority of the population live in abject poverty.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Your boyfriend is not supposed to fuck you in your house, even if he's stupid enough to be paying your rent.

But it happens sometimes, because... Kongi.

Where it becomes frequent, you're showing a high level of irresponsibility as a woman.

End.

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

@jon_d_doe This tweet will not end here 😂

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

@MrCharlesky I'm interested

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

So men let me repeat.

Please if you continue to notice that your wife is constantly trying to catch you in infidelity, always wanting to snoop on your phones, questions your whereabouts unprovoked.

Start your discreet investigations, you may discover gold.

End.

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

"Marry a woman that is of the same class as yourself"

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Leave women in their poverty & allow poor men like them to marry them.

Marry a woman that is of the same class as yourself.

A woman shouldn't get married to you because she wants to survive.

Let her get married to her type, & they both fight their way out of poverty.

End.

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

How to know a woman that has shame. Read to the last.

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

1. Study her mother.

2. Listen to what she's not saying more than what she's saying.

3. Study the behaviors of her friends.

4. Watch how she asks for money.

5. Study her online behavior.

6. Study how she dresses and how sensitive she's in exposing her body parts.

7. Watch what she says about her family and how she regards her father.

8. When you're with your friends, watch how she interacts with them and if she's always careless in talking.

9. If she is demanding that you to give her money for her mother.

10. If she comes to your house and takes your food home without asking you first.

11. If she's always begging your friends for money, or going to your neighbors to beg for something.

12. If she's always defending a woman that cheats or cheated and was caught.

AJD.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

No be say money no dey. But the reason we ask you to only date women who see their income as family income and invest everything to the family, is that, where your money is, that is where your heart will be. Two of you are pulling resources together and two of you are reaping together.

You cannot get someone's heart by spending N100m on them. Let them invest their own money, they will water it with their life.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear 25+ ladies,

If you want to get married before you're 30, stop cheating.

Leave cheating for the under 25s.

They're not yet serious with their lives and they love to fuck anyhow, beg for money & explore.

You should be more focused & intentional with your lives.

End.

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

@jon_d_doe Yes🙌🏿

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

@jon_d_doe 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

@talk2veee "Do not drive the big car!" And she later did. The same disobedience that put man in this shit today (according to the bible). He made the right decision!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

And let me say this to young single ladies in relationship.

If you go to cohabit with your boyfriends or you go to spend the weekend at his place.

Please make sure that you return his change whenever he asks you to go buy anything.

Do not say "it's small, be doesn't need it".

Give account of every penny you spent from the money he gave you.

Even if he is forming not interested in knowing, do it.

If you see money in a random place, don't just take it.

Tell him that you saw money somewhere, and that you used it for this or that.

Or you ask him why he kept money so carelessly.

If you tell him that you need 500k to change your phone, and he's "stupid" enough to give it to you, do not spend the entire 500k on a phone.

Spend 250k and show him what you plan to use 250k for.

Do not go to your boyfriend's house and start forming over-familiarity with his neighbors.

Or going to beg his neighbors for salt, maggi, pepper or even water.

If he doesn't have those things in his house at the moment, use your money to buy them.

And tell him about it later.

There are many ways that you as a lady can show that you're not a liability or a leech.

But your ojúkòkòrò will not let you be great.

To you, your toto water is all that matters.

I pity you.

End.

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

@Wizarab10 His ego has been bruised by the woman he thought was the perfect choice

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

@jon_d_doe No be family project I apply for 😭

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

@talk2veee One inch of the curses won't get to her because she wasn't there when they had their issues. These curses clearly shows that the mother is the reason the Man left.

[Mikevista @agbeshimi]

@bamiibae1 @talk2veee So you will not want to hear his own side of the story?