Bleacher Creature

Formerly Bleacher Creature and Fifth Quarter Texas A&M. Beat the Hell outta Everyone. Previous pet dad to bluegill named Tushy. TAMU ‘22

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

Hi y’all, for those that remember I used to run Fifth Quarter A&M and @aggiebleacher before I got hacked on November 13th. It does not appear Twitter support is going to give my other account back, but otherwise spread the word: We’re baaack

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

@JimboFeacher @gkketch Wait, ain’t no way we put an orange truck on Kyle field

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

@CourtAnne1225 I… I think it’s pretty obvious that bama is the best sports school in Alabama… I don’t think anyone was doubting that

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

Woman at the bar notices my wife and I both wearing an A&M hat, ring, and shirt*

“So, did y’all go to A&M?”

😂😂

[🍊🍊Capt'n Cornjuice🥃🥃 @BoCamaro]

Do you know how much more enjoyable and entertaining women's basketball would be if they would simply lower the dang rim to 9ft for them so they can jam?

Women are a ft shorter than men. Why on Earth do we ask them to play on the same height rim and then have to watch a game that never gets above the rim at all?

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

@JimboFeacher @EdKrassen @jamestalarico Oh I know. We are on the same page here. Perhaps my wording was poor😂

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@JimboFeacher @EdKrassen @jamestalarico I had a republican friend jokingly go just to watch the shit show. It’s not what it appears 😂

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

No way this is real, right 😂😂

[Astro Smokey @AstroSmokeyX]

Yikes.

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

@allie__voss Your replies soon

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Hey @googan_squad tell LFG to rate my golden crispies. It’s not crappie but it is white bass

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

What do we even need LSU for when I make better fried fish than any Louisianan?

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@AmandaMAtwell @CoyoteRaider I wasn’t denying that but I haven’t experienced it either

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

@HookEm_Sports You look like you use a spoon to eat scrambled eggs

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

@CFBHome This is actually insane

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@sooner_john1 @EdKrassen @MELANIATRUMP Wild typo, how does that even happen😂

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

@CoyoteRaider @AmandaMAtwell Yep. Only taken it once. Never again.

I will say the one time I took it, there was a bunch of blue haired commies going to a no kings protest and that was entertaining. I felt like I was at a zoo

[Ryan Brauninger @R_Brauninger]

Gavin Grahovac & Caden Sorrell at Texas A&M:

• 272 games
• 327 hits
• 300 runs
• 66 doubles
• 10 triples
• 93 home runs
• 297 RBIs

@GavinGrahovac // @CadenSorrell

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

@ZurcHigh @jamestalarico @KenPaxtonTX Tell him to quit masquerading as a Texan and go work some cattle. He’d learn what a callus is if nothing else!

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

Welp

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

@FortyAcreVibes Insanely wild regionals so far especially if you also consider Auburn barely squeaking by a win to not go 0-2 and A&M 1-1 with a USC team elimination game against USC who beat us 14-3 previously 😳

[Bleacher Creature @Agbleacher]

@tengland_150 Deserved Better from the rest of his pitching staff and coaches if we are being real

[Tim England @tengland_150]

This kid deserved better from his offense