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I flourish. 𝕏

[Eva2006 @Eeva2006]

Yoir worst decision can create your best lessons.✨️

[Eva2006 @Eeva2006]

When life gets blurry , adjust your focus

[PALLIATIVE UMU ASA ™ @13_xcvi]

If I soapy, I go get bad luck.

If she soapy, she doesn’t want to be sleeping around.

If I turn down girl wey like me, I too get pride.

If she turn down guy wey like her, it’s not by force.

I don pay my rent, na my responsibility.

She don pay her own, everybody call her independent woman.

Something hurt me, I burst tears for road, them say I be agbaya.

Access bank debit her 500 naira, she burst tears for road. People gather, raise 100k for her on the spot.

I no fit meet up with my rent obligations, I dey irresponsible

She no fit meet up with her rent, life is just too hard on her

If i no get sense, I be fool

If she no get sense, she’s just a girl.

What a world!!!

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

Was he wrong or right? 😂

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Businessman Obina recounts how his cousin used ₦1.5m he gave him for support to travel to Senegal to learn Yahoo, only to later call for help to return home

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

PRESIDENT TINUBU GOES ON HOLIDAY AGAIN

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has once again left Nigeria for another holiday, this time beginning a three-week vacation in Europe.

Nigeria is in deep crisis. Nigerians can barely afford food and transportation. Insecurity is ravaging communities, and thousands of children are unable to access education because of insecurity.

Just days ago, about 600 Nigerians, predominantly women, children, and the elderly, were reportedly abducted during Juma’at prayers in Niger State.

Yet, at this critical moment, the President has left the country for another holiday.

According to reports, government expenditure on presidential trips and related travel expenses between June 2023 and April 2026 amounted to about ₦37.64 billion, with the President spending approximately 261 days outside Nigeria.

Meanwhile, only ₦36 million was reportedly released to the Federal Ministry of Health in 2025, despite a capital allocation of ₦218 billion, in a country of over 230 million people.

This is the calamity befalling our country today.

A government that can spend tens of billions on presidential travel while critical sectors remain starved of funds, and Nigerians are asked to endure worsening hardship, must not be allowed to continue.

Leadership is about priorities.

When citizens cannot feed their families, move safely, access healthcare, send their children to school, or sleep peacefully in their homes, the President should be more concerned about fixing the country than repeatedly leaving it.

I look forward to a Nigeria where our President can vacation in Kano, Katsina, Sokoto, Cross River State, Bauchi, Ebonyi, and many other destinations across our country.

The President of Nigeria should be the chief marketer of Nigeria as a tourism destination, as other comparable countries do.

Imagine the economic possibilities if our leaders, celebrities, business communities, and citizens travelled within Nigeria more frequently.

Tourism creates jobs. It supports hospitality, transportation, agriculture, entertainment, crafts, and small businesses. It brings investment and foreign exchange and allows communities to benefit directly from their natural and cultural assets.

We cannot continue to export our wealth and import our pleasures while our own enormous potential remains neglected.

We deserve leadership that puts Nigeria first; leadership that cares and plans for a better Nigeria. That is the kind of leadership that the partnership between H.E. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso and me will bring.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Belgian Malinois... I keep saying it. No there dog breed is better, when it comes to intelligence and trainability. It's just that you can't keep one I'd you don't have time and energy

[Kenn_eth @keenn_eth]

Bro to Bro :

Make I cast one update.

If you want to collect your original Waec certificate from your school they will charge you 50k~ 90k but you fit get am for 5k ~ 8k

•Visit : Waec.)org
•Create an account
•Input your details
•Log in
•Just follow the prompts... It's simple to get. Just have like 8k and either your BVN, international passport or NIN.
• use Concord paper to Print it out

That’s your original Certificate, no cast am !!

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

life isn’t always taking you backwards when it takes you down. most of the time, it’s positioning you to move forward FASTER.

[Eva2006 @Eeva2006]

Exactly

[Eva2006 @Eeva2006]

Mindset💯

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

I no send you message o. This one no dey my training manual, abeg.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Snakes mating while eating. I call it double menu

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

How Can a Nigerian Or Other Foreigner Join The U.S. Military? Here’s What You Need To Know. 🇳🇬🇺🇸

If You’re Interested In Joining The U.S. Military, Now Or In The Future Or You Know Someone Who Is, This Video Could Be Very Helpful.

“I Once Watched a Similar Video About How To Join The U.S. Army. 15 Years Later, I’m Now a U.S. Army Soldier.”

Sometimes, The Information You Need Today Can Change The Direction Of Your Life Tomorrow. Watch This Video, Learn The Requirements, And Share It With Someone Who May Find It Useful.

[alpha man @alphaman_111]

THESE TRICKS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY

1. Sudden panic attack – Touch something cold (water, phone, metal). Your brain switches from fear to safety mode.

2. Heart beating too fast – Cough 2–3 times forcefully. It resets your heart rhythm.

3. Can’t breathe properly – Put your hands on top of your head. Your lungs open up instantly.

4. Feeling dizzy – Focus on one spot and tense your legs. Blood rushes back to your brain.

5. Stuffy nose – Hold your breath and nod your head up & down slowly. Open blocked airways.

6. Sudden anxiety – Splash water on your face – it activates the calm reflex.

7. Can’t sleep – Exhale longer than you inhale (4–7 breathing). Your brain goes into sleep mode.

If you want to learn more life-saving tips, turn on notifications.

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

1. The vagina is about ten times cleaner than the mouth. No matter how you brush your teeth always, the mouth is still the dirtiest part of the body.

2. Your intestines know what shape they're supposed to be in, and can move themselves, which means surgeons can just stuff them back into you when they're done and they'll sort themselves out.

3. When you do tattoo removal, the ink doesn't disappear, you pee it out. Your body's immune system breaks down the pigments of ink and it flows in your blood stream, gets processed through your kidneys, then you pee out the ink.

4. If you hit your chest at a very specific time in the electrical cycle your heart will stop.

5. The pain you feel from a sunburn is your skin cells effectively killing themselves before they mutate into cancer.

6. The way your eyes are shaped causes your vision to be upside down but your brain flips the image automatically.

7. When you die, your hearing is the last to go. So imagine you die in a fire or in a war or something and the last thing you hear is like screaming and chaos

8. The length of a man's penis is equal to the length of his thumb times 3

9. Everyone's tongue print is different, just like fingerprint.

10. Babies have 94 More Bones Than Adults.

11. The human brain typically weighs around three pounds, and men’s brains are on average a bit larger than women’s. But Brain weight is not a measure of intelligence.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

12. Your heart pumps about 2,500 gallons of blood every day.

[Kerry Holmes @KerryHolmekb]

Never make this mistake!!

[PaulBlack...🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @PauloBanti]

@twitgameboy The money wey man struggle to make woman go talk sey ein need am urgently smh omo the struggle...

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Celebrating My Eldest Brother at 75

Today, 30th August 2026, I celebrate my eldest brother, Dominic Ositadimma Obi, who turns 75. I celebrate him not merely because he is my elder brother or because of his age, but because he is an exemplary human being.

When I was Governor of Anambra State for eight years, he never came to my office or the Governor’s Lodge for a day seeking favours, as many might have expected. He is a planner and contractor who builds homes for people, yet not once did he ask me for a government contract.

Whenever we met, he would warmly embrace me and tell me that he was fine. He would then solemnly remind me to keep doing what I promised the people and never bring a bad name to the family and my community. He would tell me that whatever difficulties he was going through, many others were worse off, and that I should do my best for society.

I later came to understand that this was not peculiar to him alone. My family members had actually held a meeting and resolved that none of them would take advantage of my position as Governor. They decided that whatever good name I was building for the Obi family and Agulu must be protected. The same principle extended to my children.

Today, at 75, my beloved brother remains deeply concerned about Nigeria. Whenever we speak, he is full of prayers and good wishes. He constantly reminds me that if I have the opportunity to serve Nigeria, I should do so with honesty, integrity, and the interest of the people at heart.

Brother Dom, I thank God for the gift of your life and for the example you have set for our family. Your integrity, humility, contentment, and sense of responsibility are qualities worthy of celebration.

May God Almighty, who has graciously been with you all these years, grant you good health, His abundant grace, and blessings.

Happy 75th birthday, my dearest brother. -PO

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

we live in a time where almost everything is easier to access, but a lot of things feel harder to find.

attention is everywhere but genuine connection is harder. entertainment is endless but peace is rare. people can talk to thousands of strangers online but struggle to have one honest conversation with someone sitting close beside them.

technology isn't necessarily making us worse, it just amplifies whatever we already choose to value

& if we don't become intentional about what we consume, who we keep around and what we chase, the algorithm will then make those choices for us.