ASHLEY

📍Sin City | always grilling. obsessed with my dog, movies and flowers 🌺

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r&r? You mean b&b (beer & beach)

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A few days late but finally did my annual viewing of the quintessential 4th of July movie, THE BAY

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A fat Elvis in a wheelchair just called me a good girl for “slammin a tall boy Truly on the go” god I love Vegas

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I am once again asking where the bathroom drink holders in Vegas bathrooms went??

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Baby I got like 5. I am a cozy girl and every room and space in my house has blankie access.

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

Does anyone else have a couch blanket? Like a blanket that stays on your couch that you use when relaxing or is it just me?

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A couple margs deep texting my mom “thank you for making me in Mexico so a little of their culture could infuse into me from all of the tequila you drank” because I was a drunken Halloween in Cozumel oopsie baby

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Didn’t know OVER YOUR DEAD BODY was a remake and I spent the whole movie feeling crazy that I’d somehow already seen the movie

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forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The dirty version of the Baja Blast is better than the plain original.

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“Of course honky tonk cowboys still do blow, have you been to a rodeo?”

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Told myself I was gonna be an adult and switch to regular pill daily vitamins instead of gummies but now I always forget to take them

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Just played peekaboo with a crab in a tide pool so y’all can call me Ariel now

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I’m such a girls girl

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How do I become a ceviche influencer??

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“You must be going to see SCREAM”

omg how did you know

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Any margarita can be a spicy margarita when you carry hot sauce in your purse

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This might be the first time that none of my last 4 includes a horror movie. Proud and appalled at the same time.

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“Topps Finest” trading card sets but it’s all of the -finest- athletes

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The amount of popcorn I’m able to down at the movies is disgustingly impressive

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Do we think jalapeño plants grow spicier peppers when you aggressively shit talk the plant or gently encourage them to grow big and spicy??

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Fellow found footage freaks take note that @Tubi is where it’s at rn just a treasure trove of weird good shit