Geek in the Sheets

mostly nerd love and swear words probably. taken by another nerd who is hotter than she is.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

You mean Japanese Americans being held in camps? Native Americans forced through the Trail of Tears?

OH, you mean white Americans, the only ones that matter to you. Gotcha. https://t.co/ixg0uo68bm

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

"AM I TWERKING?"

-my boyfriend, who has zero ass and definitely can't twerk, laying face down in bed naked, basically just convulsing

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

Oh hey this account still exists what's up kids are snap bracelets still cool?

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

I'm drowning.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

When it's your day off and you put on lipstick to send your boyfriend a slutty cocktease pic. #truelove

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

There's a sequin on the floor of this bar bathroom and it's not from me I'm so confused.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

@Jali_Cat @acitrano @realDonaldTrump @SenJohnMcCain Maybe if the GOP had a decent plan, had have voted with them. McCain clearly puts the people before his party. Like decent people do.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

I need a drink and all my parents have is Busch Light. Does anxiety outweigh taste?

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

I just want to be a well-balanced, mentally healthy person who doesn't think her boyfriend wants to dump her every time he's in a mood.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

Fyi, when you know your girl has anxiety, saying something is wrong but not telling her what's wrong is torture. I want to throw up.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

Tried vegan cheese in my chicken chili and I don't hate it. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD BECOME.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

Just came from oral for the first time and my life has changed.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

@dianamclaughlin @BenSPLATT Please do everyone a favor and never see alive show again. Ungrateful trash. Give your daughters to someone who will raise them right.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

@SuitsSuitMe I'm losing faith in humanity over here.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

Apparently, it's "annoyingly predictable" for me to mention my background in developmental psychology in a debate about developmental psych.

[Sadie Wolfe @becomingbipolar]

#Bisexuals don't have to prove a thing #PRiDE #selflove #acceptance #HamOnt

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

I love Jesus just fine, and my illness is not a measurement of my faith.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

I have depression because my body doesn't produce the proper amount of hormones to balance my brain, cunt.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

This fucking self-righteous cult church bitch just told me I have depression because I don't love Jesus enough. I am livid.

[Geek in the Sheets @ageekinthesheet]

So apparently I missed an appointment I knew nothing about yesterday. So that's fun. Can't wait to miss more work rescheduing it.