Andrew Geimer

Writer | Educator

[Andrew Geimer @ageimer]

Survived another rapture attempt. That’s at least 6 for me. Better luck next time, Jesus!
#rapture #christian #atheist

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@DevenRue The result of a continent-rending cataclysm - A giant whirlpool in the ocean, between the remaining continent land masses, that magically whirls outward, slowly flooding the world.

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Only Fans ads promoting it as a platform for musicians is just…just adorable.

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The #lensa app Ai giving me heavy Caleb Widowgast vibes.
#CriticalRole #aiart #mightynein

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@Grammarly Know. Your. Audience.

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I say tomato
You say tomahto
I say potato
You say PERTATERS!

[Epic DND Memes @epicdndmemes]

#dnd #ttrpg

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Finding out that Marvel’s “The Eternals” came out only 1 year ago instead of 3 years ago?

Me:

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Being upset about chance coming into play in a game of poker, just bc it worked against you, is the funniest thing ever. Suck it up, loser. It’s called “gambling” for a reason.

[Hustler Casino Live @HCLPokerShow]

THIS JUST HAPPENED...

@RobbiJadeLew vs @GmanPoker in one of the strangest poker hands you've ever seen

Tune in now for SUPER HIGH STAKES $100/200/400: https://t.co/VcpZNMUTi4

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When you kill a single ant on the kitchen counter 🐜

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I like playing the LEGO video games (Star Wars, Harry Potter, etc) not just for the story but for the wanton destruction of personal and public property.

Gimme all the studs!

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To be fair, 2+2 does equal 4. I don’t know what everyone he knew had against basic mathematics.
I guess he just said it in a way that made him sound like an enormously ignorant and racist MAGA tool bag that no one wanted to associate with anymore.
Stupid liberal Hollywood. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[PragerU @prageru]

When you're a conservative in Hollywood:

@ksorbs

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Perhaps I’ll just begin tweeting once a year on this day. Join me next year to see what clever thing I’ll have to say.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Critical Role @CriticalRole]

In case you missed our announcement live…

CRITICAL ROLE CAMPAIGN 3 WILL PREMIERE ON OCT. 21st at 7pm PACIFIC!

Check out our State of the Role summary for details on everything to come. ⚔️
https://t.co/A7D0B76Awi

[Made of Movies Media @madeofmovies]

Saturday night at 6pm EST! Grab a copy and watch along!
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#phantasm #october #HorrorMonth

[Made of Movies Media @madeofmovies]

In honor of my dad’s recent passing I’ll be watching some of his favorite horror movies throughout October, starting this weekend.
What should I start with??

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Oh the nostalgia of late-90s teen rom-coms!
Please enjoy 😊

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Trying something new. Follow my Twitter below and follow me on Twitch at MadeofMovies

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Struggling to be a person today

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Have you ever laid awake at 2am, wondering how many prison guards have Dementor tattoos?

No?