Cardboard Menace

A walking social faux pas

(he/him)

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Unpasteurized: A Cowboy Story

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@EstoyGroot @HeartAttackMane Dude you gotta check out Mellowpunk, they're softer than Hammy but rock nevertheless!

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IRON LUNG IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING MOVIE, IT'S SO BAD AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY BUT IN THE "I think I'd rather be at the DMV" WAY

[PEAK @Filmfanatics__]

From YouTube weirdness to theatrical domination. The new kings of liminal dread and analog terror 🔥

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It is with joy and sadness i return to tweet the following: Iron Lung was the worst movie I've ever seen in theaters. An utter piece of garbage about nothing for no one by nobody

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If you genuinely and unironically enjoy "The Summer I Turned Pretty" You not only don't remember what being a kid is like, but you've also never been around one and shouldn't be allowed within 100 yards of a park, playground, or school

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@stillman_steve AHHHHHH

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I am now getting another degree, by the way, because I got a job in a field where my English degree wasn't all that useful (I am now going to be an electrical engineer who works in the power grid). I'll see you in 4 years for "Alex's 3rd Graduation: This Time it's for Real"

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Hey so I got my degree, 2 actually, I have a masters. When do I get a job? Like, do I have to apply to at least 200? I'm almost there I'm just curious you know? Because I'd like a job, please

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I am out of music

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Spotify is down? Heh, that's meaningless to me, a superior being who buys music on bandcamp B]

Cy@ l8tr nerds

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Damn, Vinesh Phogat missing weight sucks. I was looking forward to seeing her wrestle Sarah, cutting weight like that sucks

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@stillman_steve GOOD LUCK STEVE! GET YOUR GAME ON!

(^yugioh reference^)

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Spotify window in the homework screenshot, putting my TA on some new shit

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@stillman_steve I hope you lose only because I hate the eagles out of principal. (I don't watch football I'm just north of you)

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STEM majors are only marginally capable of turning oxygen into carbon dioxide

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Life is a series of Tuppen moments strung together by the desire for another Tuppen moment

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Standing in the corner of the @HeartAttackMane show dressed as a clown. Someone kill me 🤡🤡

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@OckerNong @HeartAttackMane Quick, find someone who knows how to manifest and give them every rock they need to make it happen

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Should I wear a clown costume to the @HeartAttackMane show in Asbury on Friday? Also I really hope they play clown school

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@ryandirtyoung Far too long, I PROMISE TO SEE YOU SOON!!!

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@ryandirtyoung Smoking big doinks in Amish... his soul lives on in all of us