Agent00N0

Agent | 27 | Retail Hell | Too Invested in Everything | May Write Things Sometimes

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Made something fun for the most baby disease cat

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Get a cartilage piercing and discover that you sleep like a rotisserie chicken by waking up with war pain every few hours

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Very upset that I have brain rot for the fucking war crimes game

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New Olympic sport is doing crossword puzzles on muscle relaxers with dyscalclia

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Sometimes the horrors of capitalism mean you need to come home and have an hour of neurodivergent floor time™️

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Did an espresso shot like a tequila shot (vanilla bean powder, then shot, then whipped cream), forgot how hot the shots are when they pour, and now my whole chest hurts. Was also delicious

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@nebula_clouds EEEEEE THANK YOUUUH!! 💜💜💜

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Spooky season! moohoo!

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@parachuteinf Who the fuck gave him the right to look like that

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Electric funeral needs to be removed from my brain I feel like I'm going insane

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Decided I wanted to be a cow for Halloween and my ears came in the mail. The pure furry euphoria when I tried them on

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Playing hollow knight and it's just makes me want to be a sad little bug with a sad little ghost face. I have no idea what's going on

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But then everyone learns the power of rock and subcultures and being yourself. Of course Bill's sneaking out to see him and shit. Ends up carting in their guitars and they have they're epic moments to themselves on a roof or something

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Rewatched the first Bill and Ted and I desperately want an AU movie where Ted does go to military school, but it turns in a Cadet Kelly/Stick It situation where he's, you know, at first relentlessly bullied for being him and make it's a little 😳😳😳

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You know what? maybe you should rewatch yugioh abridged and relive some middle school nostalgia and maybe you'll calm down a bit

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#zelda

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Trying to watch new str@nger things and it all just... Feels bad man

Idk

It okay at best and it's really like 3 characters carrying this whole season.

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The greatest shame of breaking bad is that I never got to see Bryan Cranston's dick. It's not that I want to see it, but I saw so much of him, that I feel like I'm entitled to the whole picture

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I need to stop leading random men on, but it's also hilarious