Matt

Meh.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Now that they’ve refused $10,000 loan forgiveness to 43 million Americans, Alito and Thomas have some multimillion dollar bribes, erm, I mean vacations—that they aren’t going to disclose—to go on.

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

It’s called Independence Day because these days you’re on your fucking own

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

billionaires will literally buy a social media platform instead of going to therapy

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I TOOK BETTY WHITE?!?

NOW?!?

I am a terrible, horrible, cruel, miserable God.

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

it's the most existential dread time of the year

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

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[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

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[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

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[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Keep up the drum beat: Who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees plus his $200,000 credit card debt plus his $1.2 million mortgage? Who gave Amy Coney Barrett a $2 million advance for her book deal? Who purchased themselves SCOTUS seats?

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Justice Barrett saying she's worried about the perception of SCOTUS politicization while she and her conservative pals politicize the Court?

That's gaslighting, folks.

[🤔 @antikirsten]

self care is over we are losing our shit now

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You're living in a simulation on a computer that's overheating.

[Tina Vasquez @TheTinaVasquez]

We’re all depressed, right?

[karl hess @karlhess]

don’t worry there won’t be another lockdown we’ll just normalize dying from covid like we’ve normalized dying from poverty, gun violence, police shootings, lack of housing, suicide, opioids, lack of access to medical care etc etc

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

I guess we should retire the expression “avoid it like the plague”, given how little effort people seem to be willing to go to to avoid plagues.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You have a right to your opinion but it's wrong and you're stupid.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

FUN FACT: The Clinton Foundation was not indicted today.

[Windsor Mann @WindsorMann]

Why don’t Republicans want to investigate the members of Antifa who led the insurrection on Jan. 6?

[Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs]

Less than 99 hours now until Biden is sworn in.