Nic Smit

Were we supposed to have a quote?

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

That Norwegian row thing they’re doing is dorky as hell man

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

@jackhneel That’s weird because the administration offered me the president of Iran job too????

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

South African teachers on a Monday when there’s a public holiday on Tuesday (after 13 weeks of school holidays a year already)

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

Noticed someone cheating in the Comrades

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

Is SuperSport seriously playing adverts after goals during the World Cup? UNACCEPTABLE

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[nhu @maisonlongan]

the US fucked up so bad you got footy fans on here defending a referee

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…INTRODUCING

[BIG Concerts @BigConcerts]

Hey Ladies, Hey Fellas... @limpbizkit are coming to South Africa!

Multi-platinum icons LIMP BIZKIT are bringing their era-defining hits to the FNB Stadium this December.

📍13 December 2026 - FNB Stadium, Johannesburg

Tickets on sale this Friday at https://t.co/wxCvCkgsB5 or via @ticketmasterza

#LimpBizkitSA26 #AnotherBigConcertsExperience

[Rari ⟡⋆˙ @wyorari]

we see them bro you don’t have to walk like that

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

Inventor: “I’ve just created a circular platform that rotates that you place in the middle of a table so that you can share food easily at meal times. I just need a name for it”

Guy who hates his wife Susan: “yeah I got a name for you buddy”

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

Nowadays kids’ books have messages like “believe in yourself” and “you can do anything” but when I was a kid the messages were things like “a lady who has a candy house wants to cook and eat you” and “sometimes wolves can disguise themselves as old women”

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

@MorePerfectUS You absolutely can connect him paying more tax to it helping people, logically. Just because he doesn’t like it doesn’t make it illogical

[Fail Father of Four @rulesdisobeyer]

Explaining lettuce to an American:

[theselongwars @theselongwars_]

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

@Lewiswbt1 @kanwetwitty Frame this and put it in the Louvre

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

[reading only the first word and last word of this reply] glad you agree with me 👍

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

@litupemma @hasanthehun How this mf write the letter a

[Justice Malala @justicemalala]

Lots of hate-filled, self-hating, tweets alleging he was kidnapped and killed by “illegal foreigners” being deleted right now across South Africa….

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[Nic Smit @Agent_Smit]

Is the VAR sure that the initial decisions for BOTH the Ben White handball and the Eze penalty were clear and obvious errors? Surely not?