Amish Online

Fixer of things at somewhere.

If we could all sing like we wanted to, we'd all sound like George Jones

All my tweets are probably dumb, but they are my tweets

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You're following me, aren't you?

Guy in Super Hero Costume: You have been marked by the Queen of Venus. She has her Mutoids looking for you everywhere!!

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@ORDems Piss off you worthless cunts.
The country is 250 years old and you fucks are trying to make a statement instead of celebrating.

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You can't even go back.
Its just bad. There is a reason you had to disable the old one before anyone would switch.

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@Spotify this new widget is a piece of shit. No one wants to see album covers

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@Rep_Grijalva @RepGwenMoore How much did the unions pay you for this?

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@TheFastSaga @UniversalPics Gross

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@AllieJade1 Imagine living in a country where they put the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car...

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@KATUNews Nazis

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@Apogee_Ent

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@AmericanForkAFC What kind of a weak ass cuck police department takes legal orders from another cuck CEO of a shitass company?

FUCK YOU ALL

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@GovTinaKotek Oregonians or Illegals?

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@CODaily But the governor cares about our cost of living... only the increases from the federal government but.... she cares

Same goes for the Mayor

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@WeAreCTA Unions are the modern day mafia.
Teachers unions are especially foul and should all be disbanded.

All they do is tax your tax dollars and release mostly stupid kids out into the world

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@SenAlexPadilla We know you don't take pride in anything looking good. Thats why you represent California.

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@RepDexterOR So, you're saying they should just leave the babies on the floor, or are you saying having a baby is a get out of jail free for anything card?

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@CODaily Oregon has 36 states?

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@KOINNews There is a quick and simple fix for this

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@KGWNews Time to finally get rid of those DEI positions. instead of just renaming them.

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@libsoftiktok 4 trucks
4 ropes
4 limbs
4 wheel drive, low gear. Lots of power at a very low speed.

Leave them with whatever limb is still attached.

Problem solved.
This should apply to many crimes.

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@RepShontelBrown How does someone so retarded that they think quoting a worthless cuck who battered a man on TV is a good move get elected?

Money, thats how.

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@AGDanRayfield What about the city of Portland? It itself, at least in parts is an environmental hazard for sure. Its fine though, you'll just make property owners pay to clean the mess the state made.