carbonara

alt account extrordinaire

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

@sexrails we should let everyone rest, global nuclear holocaust now!

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

cant even eat lunch cause my jaw hurts too much

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

@thelasthon can i be the hamster

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

@____7976___ i cant wait to die

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

i look RIDICULOUS

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

they finally found the food from the AI menus

[USAChildSoldier✌️😁 @USAChildSoldier]

Fuck

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

@JadeAugustusUSA literal 16yo, someone needs to take away her phone and give her an early bedtime or smth

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

i have at least two oomfs who dont play about milk

[Mouse @____7976___]

that one oomf who don't play about milk

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

@Carbunkle_Kid i cant

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

lepi is tired

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

@Carbunkle_Kid Granny-type game

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

i made a game where you have to jerk off 187,421 DL trade dicks and find the ONE dragon with the blue load.

the catch is that all the shadowfags are lowkirk some insane diddymongers and you might get sent to epsteins island

[terminal @terminaldotshop]

i made a game where you literally have to find a missing semicolon in a codebase of 187,421 lines

the catch is the entire codebase is printed out and taped to the walls of an office and you have to inspect it line by line

Play it here:
https://t.co/AzKRP7KQug

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

@effiminatus itll neve rbe ok

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

I AM OBESE

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

tipping is really dumb just increase the price to what you want to be paid

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Would not recommend this Borrowed Time tattoo parlor in FL.

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

The privilege of being oblivious to how bad it is when the head gasket breaks on your 2006 Subaru Outback...

[Cocci @coacheyy]

The privilege of being oblivious to how tiny preemie can really be...

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

@mousecig2 @cat_wintergreen shes beautiful

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

ermmm, transexuals being the same as drag queens? #canceldollyparton

[Theo @Epicazeroth]

I knew Dolly was based, I didn't know she was that based.