Clint Barton

Clint Barton. Ex-S.H.I.E.L.D. Ex-UNIT. Former Avenger.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

Every few years @errantEmber will have the kids and I watch Avatar: The Last Airbender to “keep our souls pure”.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

@errantEmber God, I want to make a red wine and red hair joke but it’s just not coming to me.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

Man, over a decade and three kids ago.

She looks the same. All my joints hurt when I get up.

[Emiʟy Moore @errantEmber]

I will repost this picture every year until the day I die. Love you, babe. @agentcbarton

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

@errantEmber Practically the same. You know I’m not stupid enough to talk about your barely existent wrinkles. [kisses her forehead.]

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

// what a perfect time to hop on and save this account. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

// Elon can take this account from my cold dead hands

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

What a cathartic day of cutting up old credit cards.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

Of -course- the kiddos and I watched Hamilton. Si even sung along - and I’m very proud.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

Twins found it hilarious - @errantEmber, less so.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

Ever seenze with a mouthful of yogurt?

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

@errantEmber Hi. Would you like to go for a walk to get out of the house? I’m beginning to go a little nuts.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

What do I want for Father’s Day, Si? C’mon, I’m all set - I got you, Seb, Bailey and Momma.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

PBR is selling caffinated coffee-flavored beer. I’m not sure how I feel about that.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

@errantEmber I love you too, Em.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

.@errantEmber decided it was time to show Si Avatar and I’m digging it.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

@errantEmber I’ll take your word on that. [he pulls her in close, kicking his feet up onto the table.]

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

@errantEmber [he pressed a long kiss to her temple, smiling.] Now shh, I’m invested in this storyline.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

@errantEmber Awwh, you’re sure pouring it on thick tonight.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

@errantEmber Oh, I’m -sure-. You’ve got great taste, babe.

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

@errantEmber Never. So uh, I won’t tell him if you won’t, let’s keep watching?

[Clint Barton @agentcbarton]

@errantEmber It is a great show. [kisses her temple.] Great pick, Momma.