Le Cinq

French spirit walkin the Tokyo maze.
Suits. Red wine. Too many missions.
What have you built today? Founder: Project K

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@illusi0n_13 Joyeux anniversaire au plus drôle des loustics de tout internet !

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@CaudilloXIV How many are physically free, yet mind-jailed?
Same with Japan: tourists complain about Japanese people speaking Japanese and about Japanese rules... in Japan.
They crave difference while eating the same thing over and over and over. It's as fascinating as it is scary.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@Msamalam It's impossible to grasp for someone who's never been there.
A truly miraculous mess of textures and patterns accessible only to the brave. I've tried to explain it many times but you have to feel it.
And suddenly chaos becomes the most beautiful thing you have ever seen.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@AzuOff_ Très rock.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@freadyisready @PrinceEliii It's worse, guys. Everyone is hunting rats in the streets to eat and every building could collapse at any moment... I live there and it's HELL.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@planetmaaz @levelsio Switzerland, Singapore, Monaco, Japan, New Zealand, Norway. Here is a little list showing it is not.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@memechaotic You are blessed with a simple place where you can find everything you ever needed and will ever need, in near-infinite abundance.
And as a gift from Fate, the sky there is beautiful?
Grocery stores are not just scenic.
It's a miracle.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@SchizofromChi @CategoryHeel @SopranosWorld This social mobility was real, but the economic miracle was built on the blood and sacrifices of 100 million people during the world wars. Even though it led to prosperity in the end, it left deep and unforgettable traumatic scars in society. We can't give up.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@CategoryHeel @SopranosWorld The world always has been a complete mess.
We are really just dancing in a hurricane.
And so were our ancestors, while craving for food.
That's the beauty of life: thriving against every odds.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@SapikRL Dans les steppes arides d'un monde perdu, tous combattent pour la gloire et le carburant.

Ils rêvent de s'emparer du "Pad Suprême" : un réservoir à boost infini qui attire toutes les convoitises.

Pour certains, ce n'est qu'un jeu.

Pour les autres, c'est une question de survie.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

Seul le retour du costume peut sauver la civilisation.

[New York Post @nypost]

Dress codes are dead — and underdressed slobs are dragging NYC down https://t.co/Lvm9IEzkcF

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@thekinocorner "If someone did something, you should be IMPRISONED for just trying to do something similar in a different way"

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@kantan_japan Foreigners are 3% of Japan's population.
Let's say 50% of them play video games.

You want a special VIP price for 1,5% of Japan's population?

Solution for them: learn the language of the country they leave in and save $133.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

On vous ment sans arrêt sur le Japon.

Le Portugal, l'Italie, la Pologne et la Corée du Sud ont une natalité encore plus basse. L’Allemagne et l’Espagne sont juste derrière.

Après 7 mois ici, je peux affirmer que 80% de ce qu'on dit sur ce pays est faux ou biaisé.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

Ce mec est sorti de nulle part avec un personnage ridicule que personne n'attendait.

Il s'est donné à 500% et c'est devenu un meme.
Résultat : il a fini par décrocher un rôle pour le futur gros hit de Marvel.

Gros respect. C'est ÇA le tryhard.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Channing Tatum will return as Gambit in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@FeyWine Voilà c'est ÇA la mentalité !

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

Le Cinq vous regarde depuis l'ombre d'un arbre japonais centenaire...

Vous avez intérêt à passer une très très bonne semaine sinon je le coupe, c'est compris ?

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@GearoidReidy As a French, I’m baffled by the love Japanese have for us.

France is great but can be way more challenging to visit. Japan is cleaner, safer, more organized and just as beautiful.

But their cheese sucks so...

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@NecktieSalvage He is not muscular but his bank account is absolutely protein-packed with money.

Most men, especially the younger ones, don't have either his insane status or gigantic bank account, so they don't have the luxury to stay frail like him and need to strive otherwise.

[Le Cinq @agentcinq]

@Francois_Ruffin Elden Ring, Half-Life 2, Chrono Trigger, Skyrim : ont-ils été subventionnés ?

Non.

Le jeu vidéo est un art et l'art vient des tripes et des prises de risques, pas de l'argent public.