don’t ever give up being whimsical and silly, u don’t have to ragebait and act like u hate everyone to find connection. everyone takes the love pill eventually
seeking a partner in propaganda 💌 must:
• own 3 rubber chickens
• whisper uwu into a modem
• fluent in AIM capslock… … …
• able to summon chain-email cults
apply within, glitter mandatory ✨🦄