shelbs

25 yr old Appalachian poet
i personally think i'm a delight
Arnold Palmer enthusiast
idk what i'm doing

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

hiiiii! i'm shelby :)) i see other ppl doing these & i want more ppl to interact with

>i write poetry (pls ask to see it)
>kentucky, y'allternative af
>turnpike troubadours, mcr, ZB, tyler childers, brand new, polaris, 2000s rock, and PLENTY MORE. (send me music recs!!! i don't typically listen to much rap or pop)
>love UFC, animals (especially my pups), and yapping (show me your pets!!)
>usually watching weird YouTube videos (true crime & other morbid stuff, weather, paleoanthropology, psychology, etc)
>14 piercings & 1 tattoo (sadly)
>pharmacy tech
>basically a sarcastic & funny weird uncle (without the creepiness part)

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

@xbtkatsu well it doesn't show the dog actually falling over. 🤨 fml

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

we got news today that our pretty indigo boy is officially ours 🥹 we were heartbroken thinking we weren't going to be able to keep him. he's w his first foster family for a week since getting neutered yesterday (i will post cone of shame pics when i get them) & then he's home!!

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

@xbtkatsu

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

@xbtkatsu I'm impressed that she got him to sit so still for a picture. he must be higher than a mf in this still

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

@xbtkatsu apparently he sent it to me hours ago and i just forgot but here's my boy who i know is NOT PLEASED.

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

just venting. feel so heartless bc i can't handle these guinea pigs anymore 😭 thought i could but it's been draining on me for so long and i'm finally giving up. it's not fair to them or me and i don't know what to do bc no one will take them but i wanna vet whoever does 😭

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Please lean on me I will always be here for you

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

not the ho'oponopono bench 😭

[Walter Deleon @WalterDeleonDC]

Eating my lunch at the “I’m sorry please forgive me thank you I love you” bench

[maria luisa com s 🦢 @nevesmarialuisa]

nao consigo viver tranquilamente com pendencias mal resolvidas eu simplesmente preciso conversar sobre tudo elaborar tudo entender tudo

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Being Midwestern means going to bat for an objectively mid Mexican restaurant where you grew up til the day you die

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

idc how old this is and how many times i've seen it, it'll always get at least a lil giggle. idk how many times i've referenced this video & showed it to ppl 😭

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when you realise you were fucking annoying in front of a group of people

[Nugget @NuggetTheDoggy]

This videos brings me great happiness every time I watch it

[sabrina ♡ྀི @pinkgyaru]

girlsgogames . com could heal me rn

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

drown myself in the undertow of all my imbalanced chemicals

[shelbs @agentdumpling69]

grumpy old man choosing to sleep between my legs again tonight. i wish i could tell mr. remington that i have a really fucked back & don't want to sleep like this but he's half deaf and wouldn't care regardless.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

And to my children, I leave my drawer full of installation manuals for appliances we no longer own, and a mangled pile of cords, adapters and wires.