Lukas :) (rp account)

heartbreak is the national anthem, we sing it proudly| he/they | SHIELD agent and part-time avenger | age depends on ship (22-28) |bi| priv: @lukasafterhours

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

-Agent Lukas E. Gray-

"Van Gogh said that the more you love, the more you suffer, and I say that 'cause it applies to my entire life. I've got more scars than I have friends, and more friends than I have family, so I'd say that it's no surprise that I have attachment issues"

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger Maybe you will, who knows?

Nope.

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

I know I didn't sleep on Felix and Maria confessing what the fuck NO—

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger Idk maybeeeeee?

No.

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger No thank you communication isn't my area :)

Nope. Not cute.

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger Jealous of you fr 😐 and hey— I don't ship them.

I dooooooo but I like a lot of ppl moreeeee bc like. Me and Elio aren't as close as me and those ppl. Which is bc we started hanging out a short while ago! :))

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger I'd lowkey love to be friends w her if like. If I had the chance to. Or if she didn't simp for Felix so much. 🙄🙄 /lh

Nope. I just have a crush or smth is all.

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger Jealous fr bc she's so cool in general when she's sober so I can only imagine 💔💔

Nope <333

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger GASPS YOU'VE SEEN DRUNK NAT?!?!?

's not awh, I just— yeah.

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger I wanna know what drunk nat is like tbh

Okay fine. I do.

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger I think they'd be like. REALLY drunk by 15

MAYBE?

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger Why not 15, actually!

... Next question please

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger I think they could do 10 if I challenged them to—

Being a single Pringle doesn't help either 💔💔 I mean, I've got Elio, but they're like— my best friend, so—

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger There was this once when I saw them both chug like. 6 bottles.

It's cute tbh but. Idk I both find it cute and don't find it cute at the same time���

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger Russians smh 🙄🙄 maybe that's why they get along so well? 😭 😭.

I'M DONE FINDING THEM BEING SAPPY ALL OVER THE PLACE THO. 💔💔

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@hillvsagent That's the whole point, but— Felix. You're in love with Felix. A lot. Always have been.

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

Okay but holy fuck Maria's really in love with him.

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger I have a high alcohol tolerance though!! Not as good as Felix's though bc he drinks straight vodka like it's nothing fr 💔💔

I MEAN. THEY'RE NOT WRONG AND I DONT LIKE THAT?

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger I could probably get drunk enough not to notice but. I don't think that's advisable—

I MEAN THEY DO THAT AT THE PARKING LOT OR WHATEVER UR SUPPOSED TO CALL IT EVERY SINGLE DAY. AND BEFORE GOING HOME BC THEY'RE "technically not inside the office yet"

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger That sounds like something Tony and Carol would enjoy but. I'd rather die than witness all that. 💔💔

LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT COULD HAPPEN BUT. HOPING THEY KISS SO HE CALMS TF DOWN

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger Me neither, just hoping they get together before any of Tony's parties though but. Also hoping they get together after that. Bc there'd be no escaping them being all over the place 💔💔

LIKE NEEDING AN INHALER AND PORTABLE OXYGEN BC OF HEALTH STUFF IS ONE THING BUT. BC OF MARIA?

[Lukas :) (rp account) @AgentElliotG]

@purpleavenger Exactly! But they'll get together soon enough too, I think!

I HAVE BEEN CARRYING INHALER AROUND THE WHOLE DAY FR