Maria. (rp account)

if I was a man, I'd be the man | she/he/they | Deputy director of S.H.I.E.L.D. | age depends on ship (30-35) | bisexual & mutiship | FONTS DNI

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

- Maria Hill -

"the news is loving you guys. Nobody else is"

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

[ @AgentColleenS ]

...no— ahem. 4 or 5 maybe? I've got a good alcohol tolerance.

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

Swagger jacked from Felix, but ahem-

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

[ @iamsandd ]

Lowkey panicked when you liked this but in a /pos way tbh. Anyways, ahem-
Not a single drop of alcohol, I'd kiss you sober without any hesitation.

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@talia_alianovna I'm literally a walking pride flag so—

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@talia_alianovna What? 🤨 🤨

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger //no I js wanna know abt redacted

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

// guys as the Co admin of @/NickJ_fury what if I convince Ashton to like. Make Nick a little soft yk. Just so we can do the grumpy old man + sunshine duo with all the Carols out there and with nat and all

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger // idc

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

Kidding Felix how my hair is rn but. Short hair hMMMMM

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

What if I cut my hair.

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger //:(((((( tell me who redacted is :((((

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger // :((((

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger // no.

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger // no.

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger // I don't even though as a transmasc wearing a lot of layers is a personality trait xoxo 🙃 🙃 now who's redacted.

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger //it's cold as fuck so no thank you.

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger // tell me. Ari tell me who redacted is.

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger // now who's redacted bc. I need to know.

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger // OH AND WE PRETEND ENDGAME DIDN'T HAPPEN. SHE'S HAPPY AT THE COMPOUND AND SHE'S GOING OUT W WANDA SHE TOLD ME HERSELF. and ari. You're meant to hurt rose even if ur not a clone too atp. /j

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger // EXCEPT THEN IT TURNED OUT HE ACTUALLY GOT HER A FAMILY BC HE'S NICE LIKE THAT! and ari no this isn't you. You wouldn't ever say that. And she doesn't.

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger I'm not even that scary tbh. Just a little strict and closed off at work, that's all :)

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger // RT!! and ari no c'mon. Rose is like. The most adorable and precious and smol muse ever like. She does not deserve that. /lh

[Maria. (rp account) @hillvsagent]

@purpleavenger He's also just a little scared of me, so yes :)